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You’ve pulled a name… Now what?! Whether you’re doing Secret Santa with colleagues, mates or family this year, say no to playing it safe and take this opportunity to give someone the cheekiest, quirkiest and most memorable Christmas gift (within budget, that is) – remember, they need never know it’s you! Haven’t got a clue? We’ve got you!

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I'm A Ray Of Sunshine Socks. Send them something a little cheeky with this brilliant Scribbler gift and trust us, they won't be disappointed!

I'm A Ray Of Sunshine Socks

£5.99

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The ball busting stress reliever. Calm yourself down with these soft and durable testicles. Funny gift for both men and womenSurprisingly realistic!. Something driving you nuts? Time to squeeze the life out of these crown jewels. Our stressticles provide instant, satisfying stress relief for every type of situation. Cards and gifts are sent separately. Please view our Delivery page for more details on Gift processing and delivery times.

Stressticles Stress Ball

£4.99

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Essential guide to getting fit. It's the SHIIT. Ultimate multi-tasking. Includes 40 black and white illustrations. You've probably heard of a HIIT workout, but have you heard of the latest new fitness craze that's sweeping the nation faster than diarrhoea? Why bother with paying for a gym membership when your own bathroom will do the job, you don't even have to get up! Get fit from the comfort of your toilet with this book of essential SHIIT exercises you can do while taking a shit. Make full use of all that otherwise wasted sitting down time with different exercises of varying intensities, illustrated and explained for beginners. These are all rated on a scale of 1 to 4 shits difficulty rating so you can gradually build up your workout. This would make a hilarious gift for someone who wants to get fit this New Year, or maybe your dad who spends an inordinate amount of time sat on the toilet!

The Shiit Workout: Get Fit While You Shiit

£7.99

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Namaste b*tch Meditating cat stress toy Leaves your feline fine! Great gift for a cat lover A few therapeutic squeezes of this novelty stress ball and you'll be so relaxed you'll practically be purring! Keep this Buddha like little kitty handy on your desk for whenever you need to release some pent-up stresses and frustrations. Just looking at him will make you feel calmer! Send as a funny gift to anyone who needs to urgently get in touch with their inner Zen.

Meowditation Stress Toy

£6.99

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Sweary Socks. Take a look at this fabulous Scribbler favourite that your friends and family will love. Treat them (or yourself) to something special for their birthday.

Sweary Socks

£5.99

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<ul><li>A party for your mouth! </li><li>8 x bestselling Tony&rsquo;s flavours </li><li>180g (20 tiny Tony&rsquo;s) of chocolate deliciousness </li><li>100% slave free product </li><li>Recyclable plastic-free packaging </li><li>To share or not to share&hellip; </li></ul><p>Can&rsquo;t choose just one? Problem solved! We&rsquo;ve got our hands on the brand new tiny Tony&rsquo;s gift box which contains a plethora of rainbow-wrapped choccies. A great gift for any chocolate lover, your loved one can enjoy all their favourite Chocolonely flavours in mini bar form with this brilliant sharing box. Remove the box lid to create the ultimate sharing bowl and dig in! <br /><br />Chocolate bar flavours included in each box are: Milk 32%, Milk caramel sea salt 32%, Milk hazelnut 32%, Milk almond honey nougat 32%, Dark milk pretzel toffee 42%, Dark almond sea salt 51%, Extra dark 70% and White raspberry popping candy 28%. </p><p>Please be aware that this product contains milk, wheat, hazelnuts, almonds, soya, egg and may contain traces of peanuts and tree nuts. </p>

Tony's Chocolonely Tiny Gift Box

£9.99

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I'm a Ray of F*cking Sunshine Mug

£12.00

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<p>Introducing Black Lines Margarita Cocktail&nbsp; - Born in Mexico. Raised in California. </p><p>A modern classic with a kick.</p><ul> <li>LOS ARCOS</li> <li>AGAVE</li> <li>LIME</li> <li>CHILLI&nbsp;</li></ul><p>12.7% ABV Each bottle is 500ML, containing 5 serves at 100ML.</p><p>Spicy Tommy's Margarita contains no allergens. It is Gluten Free and Dairy Free.&nbsp;</p>

Spicy Tommys Margarita Cocktail

£24.00

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Astrology Cards

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Spreadsheets Guru Desk Sign

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Warmies Hedgehog Microwavable Plush

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<p>Discover the world of s'mores with our irresistible Marshmallow S'mores Gift Set. If you're wondering what a s'more is, it's a delectable snack that combines a perfectly toasted marshmallow, decadent chocolate, and a crisp biscuit.<br />Naked Marshmallows marshmallow s'mores gift sets are the ultimate indulgence, whether you're gifting them to a loved one or savouring them as your well-deserved treat.<br /><br />CONTENTS<br />- Handmade Gourmet Marshmallows<br />Enjoy the delightful Vanilla Bean flavour, carefully crafted by skilled confectioners. <br />- Marshmallow Toaster<br />Elevate your marshmallow toasting experience with our renowned marshmallow toaster. Specially designed for precision toasting, it ensures your marshmallows are perfectly golden brown and irresistibly gooey on the inside.<br />- Bamboo Skewer Set<br />Made from sustainable bamboo, these skewers are sturdy, eco-friendly, and designed for safe marshmallow roasting over an open flame.<br />-Milk Chocolate Thins<br />Made with premium Belgium milk chocolate, these thins make for a perfect s'mores adventure.<br />-16 Signature Biscuits<br />Sandwich your gooey marshmallow and chocolate thin between two delicious biscuits to make the perfect s'more!<br />- Signature Gift Box<br />Our elegantly designed signature gift box adds a touch of sophistication. Crafted with attention to detail, it not only protects the contents but also makes for a memorable presentation.<br />- Full-Color Sleeve with Illustrated S'mores Guide<br />This comprehensive guide provides step-by-step instructions for achieving the perfect s'mores, ensuring your enjoyment from the first bite to the last.</p><p ><strong>Please note that this product is fulfilled by our partner Naked Marshmallow and therefore will be sent separately to our other cards and gifts.</strong></p><p><strong>&nbsp;</strong><br />INGREDIENTS:<br />Vanilla Bean: Sugar, Glucose Syrup, Water, Bovine Gelatine (Sulphites), Corn Flour, Icing Sugar, Vanilla Extract (1.4%), Salt. Chocolate Squares: Milk Chocolate (Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Whole Milk Powder, Cocoa Mass, Emulsifier: Soya Lecithin, Natural Vanilla Flavouring). Contains: Min. Cocoa Solids: 34%, Min. Milk Solids: 22%. S'mores Biscuits: Flour, (Wheat Flour, Calcium, Iron, Niacin, Thiamin), Palm Oil (From Sustainable and Certified Plantations), Sugar, Wholemeal Wheat Flour, Invert Sugar Syrup (Sugar Syrup, Cane Molasses), Salt, Raising Agent: Sodium Hydrogen Carbonate, Acid: Malic Acid.</p>

S'mores Gift Set

£25.00

Pooey, these jokes STINK!. Pitiful puns. Crap wisecracks. Lame one-liners. &hellip;You get the idea!. Q: Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall? A: To get over his disappointing summer! This Little Book Of Shit Jokes really does what it says on the tin. Make sure not to get your expectations too high cos it's filled from start to finish with complete stinkers that'll make you cry until you laugh! This ultimate collection of jokes that are so bad they're great is the perfect novelty gift for any fan of cringey puns or groan-worthy dad jokes. Carry it wherever you go for must-have ice-breakers to lighten up any occasion - like a lead balloon that is!

The Little Book Of Shit Jokes

£6.99

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Be Happy Cards

£4.99

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Cat Affirmations Flip Book

£4.99

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10oz Fucking Legend Mug

£12.00

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An unforgettable smooth, aromatic vodka bursting with citrus zest and fresh herbal notes.<br /><br />Created by multi-awarded master distiller Sion Edwards, new One Vodka features One Gin's signature botanical of fresh sage, plus beautiful zesty citrus notes and a subtle hint of vanilla.<br /><br />One Vodka is bottled at 40%, vegetarian, vegan, and gluten free.

One Vodka

£35.00

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Fuck The Diet Choc Bar

£3.99

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Warmies Dinosaur Microwavable Plush

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Big gay socks for your big gay friend! Or a nice, soft, colourful treat for you own big, gay feet. Unisex, adult size 6-11

Big Gay Socks

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