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Say no to bog-standard and boring, spit in the face of traditional and get ready to usher in a new era of greeting cards. Scribbler is proud to be home to the rudest and funniest cards around and you can find our entire collection right here, so you don’t miss a thing!

This selection includes our BirthdayAnniversary and Thinking of You cards, as well as seasonal must-haves like Father's Day,  Christmas and Valentine's cards. Browse hundreds of unique designs for every possible occasion and find that perfect card to surprise and delight the one you love.

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Congratulate someone on a new job by letting them know that they will not be missed. A card designed by Quite Good Cards.

We Won't Miss You Card

Raise an eyebrow and support the people's champion with this awesome Birthday card from the team at Quite Good Birthday cards! Can you see what the Frock is wearing!?

The Frock Card

With all the chaos going on in Westminster, Sir Starmer is beginning to look more and more attractive. He's certainly not a part of any anti-growth coalition from what I can see...

Rear Starmer Card

Any chance of extra time? Let's ask Klopp. Funny design by Quite Good Birthday cards.

Jurgen Clock Card

It's a clean sweep! No vacuuming here, Djokovic insists on getting in some valuable stroke practice instead. Designed by Quite Good Birthday card.

No Vac Djokovic Card

Funny celebrity inspired birthday card with a humours punny twist. Featuring singer and actress Barbra Streisand cutting hair.

Barber Streisand Card

Another amazing celebrity pun Birthday card from the awesome designers at Quite Good Birthday cards. This time giving Clare Balding a very drastically receding hairline.

Clare Balding Card

He is not the messiah! He is a very naughty boy! Another classic pun from the team at Quite Good Birthday cards.

Christian Bale Card

Strong tash, Raheem! Whatever you do, don't question his shooting ability... The Quite Good Birthday card for a football fan.

Raheem Stalin Card

We always thought Donald and Melania Trump's marriage looked familiar! Send this hilarious Quite Good Birthday card to someone who loves a good laugh.

Jabba The Trump Card

I guess he kinda likes the way it numbs all the pain. Open wide, Lewis! Designed by Quite Good Cards.

Lewis Calpol-Di Card

The rumour is he'd move to Germany for her... F*ck the haters, they really are the greatest power couple! Designed by Quite Good Anniversary cards.

Meghan Merkel Card

Say thank you with this Quite good cards card featuring Woody from everyone's favourite film Toy Story!

Tom Thanks Card

We think all the Beliebers will become Beavliebers after seeing this awesome punny Birthday card from the team at Quite Good Birthday cards.

Justin Beaver Card

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Jodie has been done a massive disservice with this design but it's hilarious none the less. Maybe a future Villanelle disguise? A Killing Eve fan will be obsessed with this Quite Good Birthday card.

Jodie Combover Card

What does the leader of North Korea do when he's not threatening nuclear war with Donald Trump? Uno of course. A birthday card designed for Quite Good Cards.

Kim Jong-Uno Card

Unique and funny birthday card from Quite Good Cards. Reads: "They say life's too short. Clearly not in your case. Happy Birthday Again."

Life's Too Short Card

Send this Quite Good Anniversary card to your love to let them know that they may have stolen your heart, but you want them to keep it forever.

You Stole My Heart Card

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Add a touch of timeless esteem to their special day with our "You're a Legend!" birthday card. The front boldly celebrates the birthday person as a true legend, setting them apart from the ordinary, or does it?

You're A Legend? Card

Another amazing celebrity pun Birthday card from the awesome designers at Quite Good Birthday cards. This time making Beyonce getting her bumble on as Bee-yonce.

Bee-Yonce Card

Send this Quite Good Birthday card with the kind gesture of a donation to a re-election campaign. It's what you wanted... Isn't it?

Trump Re-Election Card

They see Mike rollin' and they loving the trike! Another hilarious Birthday card from our friends at Quite Good Birthday cards!

Trike Tyson Card

The perfect Christmas Birthday card for fans of the King!

Elfish Presley Card

Dustin Hoffman is really taking method acting to a whole new level with the commitment to his latest role. Bravo! Designed by Quite Good Birthday cards.

Dustbin Hoffman Card

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