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Unknown Injury Plasters
Unknown Injury Plasters

Unknown Injury Plasters

  • It’s a hard knock life
  • Bruise like a peach?
  • Pack of 25 novelty plasters
  • 5 hilarious designs
  • You should see the other guy!

For people that go b… read more

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Unknown Injury Plasters - SA1510

  • It’s a hard knock life
  • Bruise like a peach?
  • Pack of 25 novelty plasters
  • 5 hilarious designs
  • You should see the other guy!

For people that go bump in the night… literally!

Know someone who wakes up with unknown injuries and can’t so much as walk to the fridge without being covered in mystery bruises? Look no further; we have the perfect gift for all your accident-prone friends!

Klutzes no longer need to hide who you are! Own your clumsiness and wear your injuries proudly like badges of honour with this handy, travel-sized pack of novelty plasters.

Make your unlucky friend laugh with this quirky yet practical present and whether they’ve had a messy night out, an alien abduction or just a run in with a coffee table - they’ll be covered!

Delivery Option Price Delivery Time
 UK First Class £3.99 per address
  Royal Mail First Class currently takes up to 1-3 working days.
 UK Special Delivery £5.99 per address Next working day tracked service for all orders placed before 3pm Mon-Fri. 
*Excludes UK Bank Holidays.

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*We recognise that we can always do more, and some exclusions do apply. If your item is fragile we may use bubblewrap for extra protection. Please note that this just relates to gifts sent directly from Scribbler HQ and not those marked as being fulfilled by a partner supplier.

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