- Birthday
-
Anniversary
- Anniversary
- Style Style
- Recipient Recipient
- Popular Popular
- Milestone Anniversary Milestone Anniversary
- All Anniversary All Anniversary
-
Seasonal
- Seasonal
- Valentine's Valentine's
- Mother's Day Mother's Day
- Father's Day Father's Day
- Christmas Christmas
-
All Cards
- All Cards
- Popular Popular
- Celebration Celebration
- Other Occasions Other Occasions
- Seasonal Seasonal
- Gifts
I Dried My Balls With This Beach Towel
This basically translates as: this is my towel, f*ck off. Don't suffer literal blue balls, dry them with this blue beach towel instead and in doing so, claim it as your own. Machine washable. 147cm x … read more
I Dried My Balls With This Beach Towel - BEACH1009
This basically translates as: this is my towel, f*ck off. Don't suffer literal blue balls, dry them with this blue beach towel instead and in doing so, claim it as your own. Machine washable. 147cm x 100cm - extra-large size! Made from 300gsm microfibre towelling. Please note this product is made to order and is non-returnable.
Delivery Option | Price | Delivery Time |
---|---|---|
RM24 | This is made especially for you! Delivery within 1-3 working days for all orders placed before 12pm Mon-Fri. |
*Excludes UK Bank Holidays.
Please note that cards and gifts are sent separately. View our Delivery page for more details on Gift processing and delivery times.
Unfortunately our gift items are not currently available for delivery outside of the UK.