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Birthday Wanker Socks

  • Wear them with pride!
  • Rude gift for a birthday wanker
  • Pairs well with a birthday suit
  • Made from: 77% cotton, 22% polyamide, 1% elastane
  • Unisex size 6-11
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Birthday Wanker Socks - RT2877

  • Wear them with pride!
  • Rude gift for a birthday wanker
  • Pairs well with a birthday suit
  • Made from: 77% cotton, 22% polyamide, 1% elastane
  • Unisex size 6-11

If they weren’t enough of an idiot already, these hilarious socks will be the icing on top of the cake!

Send this top tier birthday gift of a pair of striking blue and orange novelty socks that will leave no one in doubt as to who the birthday wanker is…

It takes a confident kind of person to strut their stuff in this quirky design but trust us, they’re seriously comfy and will keep most adult’s toes cosy and warm – what’s not to love? We’re sure you can think of a few people who deserve these wacky, insulting socks on their special day!

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Courier
Price

£2.75 (per item)

Delivery Time

All of our gifts are delivered by courier. Guaranteed delivery within 1-3 working days, for all orders placed before 1:00pm Mon-Fri.

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UK Special Delivery
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£7.29 (per item)

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Next working day tracked service for all orders placed before 1:00pm Mon-Fri.

 

*Excludes UK Bank Holidays.

In Scribbler's bid to stay green, we are proud to state that the packaging we use to post our gifts is completely eco-friendly and recyclable* - yes, even those pesky fill chips!

*We recognise that we can always do more, and some exclusions do apply. If your item is fragile we may use bubblewrap for extra protection. Please note that this just relates to gifts sent directly from Scribbler HQ and not those marked as being fulfilled by a partner supplier.

Please note: Cards and gifts are sent together. View our Delivery page for more details on Gift processing and delivery times.
Unfortunately our gift items are not currently available for delivery outside of the UK.

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