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Rude Christmas Cards

Send one of our ridiculously rude Christmas cards and cement your spot on the naughty list! Choose the perfect insulting, explicit or highly offensive card to shock your friends & relatives and spice up the Christmas celebrations.
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If he's been very naughty this year, send your boyfriend this brilliantly kinky Christmas card and try not to take a bite out of him. Designed by Scribbler.

Boyfriend Happy XXX-Mas Card
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He only comes once a year so make the most ladies! Make their day and ensure they never look at Santa the same way again with this rude Christmas card by Scribbler.

Festive Finger Card
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The beard suits them so well though! Send this Christmas card by Do Something David to someone who would dress their perfect pooch!

Take This Shit Off Me Now Card
Santa knows everything! Send your friends this funny Christmas card to let them know they're definitely on the naughty list

Absolute Slutbag Christmas Card
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Merry Kiss My Ass by Scribbler. Feeling more Jim Royle, than Father Christmas? Spread your own kind of cheer with this hilarious card from Scribbler.

Merry Kiss My Ass Card
Santa Claus has seen Die Hard quite a few times now. This Dean Morris Christmas card is perfect for anyone.

Ho Ho Ho Mother Fucker Card
Send your friends this funny sweary Christmas card to tell them that Santa won't be visiting this year!

Santa Says You're Getting Shit All Card
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We can't think of anyone who wouldn't be over the moon to receive our favourite personalised Christmas design featuring Bad Santa, by Scribbler.

Cracking Christmas Card
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You know what your friend really needs this Christmas and no, it's not a neck massager! Make her Christmas wish come true with this hilarious Whale & Bird design.

A Rabbit Card
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Just not on an open fire ok?! Get your boyfriend excited for the festivities and let him know he's a total snack with this naughty Christmas card by Scribbler.

Boyfriend Give Nuts A Good Roasting Card
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Santa's workshop seems like a very hands-on place! Send this alternative Scribbler card to someone special this Christmas.

I Touch My Elf Card
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Just because it's Christmas, there's no need to go all soppy on us. Send a seasonal message to your favourite dickhead with this card by Scribbler.

Oi Dickface Card
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Muffin is awfully hostile for such a cute looking dog! Let them know Muffin doesn't wish them a Merry Christmas with this silly Do Something David card.

This Is Muffin Card
Urgh not f*cking Rudolph again, what have we told you about that?! Send this rude Christmas card by Tillovision to another horny b*stard.

Here's Your Christmas Card
Cheeky/rude Christmas card featuring everyone's favorite reindeer Rudolph!

Rude-Olph Card
She's finally free!! Celebrate this Christmas with our Britney inspired card. Original illustration by The Queer Store.

It's Christmas, Bitch. Card
No one ever specified that those greetings needed to be polite? Tell someone where to go with this rude Christmas card by Go La La.

Fuck Christmas Card
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Clearly, Santa has more manners than this grumpy old fart, no wonder she was kissing Santa! A very naughty Christmas design created by Do Something David.

Saw Grandma Kissing Santa Claus Card
Their strip tease got them a really weird but surprisingly catchy nickname last year... A Christmas card designed by Sweary Card Company.

Merry Christmas Tinsel Tits Card
If that's the case we're wondering if there's even a naughty list. Send this Dean Morris card to your friends this Christmas.

Santa Loves Everyone Even Wankers Card
A rude gesture with a cute twist!

Merry Fucking Christmas Card
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Christmas Kisses by Scribbler. It looks like Trump left his gift in Kim's nuclear arse-nal at the office Christmas Party.

Christmas Kisses Card
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Hide her glasses and if she asks you to read it out to her you can just omit the last part - she'll never know! Try your luck and send this cheeky Scribbler card to your Nanny at Christmas.

Christmas Nanny Card
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Tell your other half exactly where you want to stick it this Christmas so they don't go overboard on the turkey and Christmas pudding. Designed by Scribbler.

All I Want For Christmas Card

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