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Funny Christmas Cards

Tis officially the season to be merry! Bring joy to the world and particularly your friends and family with our range of hilariously funny Christmas cards that’ll have you ho-ho-hoing into New Year. Send some PG humour and punny cards to your parents or a romantic design to your partner. Whether a food & drink inspired card would suit them, or perhaps a festive themed film & TV design? We have something for all! You can also browse our cute Christmas cards to stay on the nice list, or our range of rude Christmas designs that’ll get you on the naughty list for life.

Are We Dancer. Christmas Card by KissMeKwik. Everyone loves a bit of silly dancing, especially if the dancers are in reindeer suits!

Are We Dancer

A Turtley Awesome Christmas by Scribbler. Don't be shellfish and wish someone special a turtley awesome Christmas! with this Scribbler design.

A Turtley Awesome Christmas

Christmas Kisses by Scribbler. It looks like Trump left his gift in Kim's nuclear arse-nal at the office Christmas Party.

Christmas Kisses

Do you know someone who loves cheesy puns?! Then this Scribbler card is perfect for them!

Christmas Cheese Bored

We're sure even Stevie Wonder would laugh at this card... If he could see it. Spread seasons greetings to an absent friend with this Pedges Houseboat design.

Merry Christmas

Wouldn't recommend putting the tree up yourself get some help to make it an easier task. A Christmas card designed by JellynBean.

Put The Tree Up

Far out, dude! Send this cannibalistic card by Scribbler to someone who'd react just like that.

So I Told Them

This Jelly Armchair card is ideal for any lover of puns, or Elvis, or both!


Make a Liverpool fan's Christmas (or maybe not) with this cheeky design by Pedges Houseboat.

Merry Kloppmas

Charming! Well, that's one way to get a lump of coal in your stocking this Christmas. Great card by Dean Morris for a spoilt family member or godchild.

Santa Fat Arse

To mark Dean Morris Cards 20th Birthday, we spoke to the man himself and he has this to say about that card: Thought I would add a Christmas card to the list as I've been producing festive funnies since 1999. This one had to have been one of my most endearing. Normally gets me into trouble every Christmas with the Daily Mail and a few angry members of the public. I just think it's funny.

Let's Call Him Wayne

Maybe you know a poor sod who's December birthday gets bundled in with Christmas every year. Save yourself the extra effort and celebrate two for the price of one with this Buddy Fernandez card.

Birthday And Christmas

This cat's feline festive AF in its little knitted stockings. Spread Christmas cheer with this card by Dean Morris.

Festive AF

A Christmas without pigs in blankets is just not Christmas is it? Send this Scribbler card to some who lives for the pigs in blankets.

Two little pigs in Blankets

Oh my Christ, that's a lot! Make sure a Gavin and Stacey fan has some wines and plenty of ham so they don't starve, potentially to death on Christmas Day. Designed by Scribbler.

Christmas Pam Loves Ham

Jesus, how lame?! Everyone knows that Batman is the main man! Stray from the norm with this festive Buddy Fernandez card.

Fucking Robin

Give this Dean Morris card to someone even Santa thinks is a knob! They won't be so shocked when they receive a stocking full of coal at Christmas now.

You Sir Are A Knob

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