Funny & Rude Christmas Cards For Him - Scribbler

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Looking to send season’s greetings to a man in your life? Browse our large selection of Christmas cards for him filled with all things manly and festive. You know, like Christmas tree lights! Find seasonal cards to please your husband, brother, dad, boyfriend or grandad and have him laughing with crude and punny jokes a plenty. It’s clearly the most wonderful time for a beer so why not play to all the stereotypes and send him a food & drink inspired design.

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I think we got more than we bargained for with this little drummer boy! Maybe he had too many brussels? Send this cheeky Foggish design to get someone cracking up at Christmas.

Pa Rump Um Pump Um

Make a Liverpool fan's Christmas (or maybe not) with this cheeky design by Pedges Houseboat.

Merry Kloppmas

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Christmas Kisses by Scribbler. It looks like Trump left his gift in Kim's nuclear arse-nal at the office Christmas Party.

Christmas Kisses

This cat's feline festive AF in its little knitted stockings. Spread Christmas cheer with this card by Dean Morris.

Festive AF

Holidays are coming! Mad Max protecting the Coca Cola Christmas truck from assault by competing soft drink providers, as requested by Jamie Baynham. Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Mad Max Cola

Send this Buddy Fernandez Christmas card to your friend that needs all the help they can get.

Mistletoe Friend To The Ugly

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Merry Christmas To My Otter Half by Scribbler. Show your otter half some love at Christmas with this cute couple, designed by Scribbler.

Merry Christmas To My Otter Half

As you get older recovering from hangovers seems more and more like mission impossible. A Christmas card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Christmas Legends

Ah nothing like a classic "Your Mum" joke, always a crowd-pleaser. Take the rip out of a mate and watch them squirm with this rude Buddy Fernandez Christmas card.

Shagging You Mum

Big Bear Hugs Father's Day Cards, by Claire Giles. He may be a little grizzly sometimes but he knows how to give a great hug. Send him a big hug back with this card on Father's Day.

Big Bear Hugs Father's Day Cards

You really tried but just couldn't bring yourself to do it. Who wants a "nice" card anyway? Boring! Ideal for any occasion by Whale & Bird.

I Tried To get You A Nice Card

We all know Santa would have joined in he loves emptying his sack. A Christmas card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Always On The Naughty List

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Use the force this Christmas you shall, merry as a Stormtrooper you will be! Personalised design by Scribbler.

Merry Side

KEVIN! Send this classic Home Alone inspired Christmas card to your favourite Wet Bandit. Designed by Middle Mouse.

Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal

The perfect Christmas card to give the joker of the group who's always on hand with a scathing comeback or a classic "your mum" joke. Designed by Whale & Bird.

Banter Claus

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Why should you treat your brother differently to any other day of the year? Let him know exactly what you think of him with this Christmas design by Scribbler.

Merry Christmas Dickhead

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All I want for Christmas is you... butt naked by Scribbler. We believe this was the original working title for Mariah's festive classic. Either way, this Scribbler design guarantees you more than a stocking filler.

All I want for Christmas is you... butt naked

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Doesn't get more straightforward than this. Send this hilariously blunt personalised Christmas card to make them laugh on the big day. Designed by Scribbler.

Have A Christmas

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This personalised Scribbler card is the obvious choice to send to a proud Bulldog owner at Christmas. Or else someone who reminds you of one (sorry dad)!

Merry Christmas

We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Ha-Pea New Year! Serenade your favourite pea-ple with this cute Whale & Bird design.

Ha-Pea Christmas

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It's a very close call, but let someone special know that you love them as much as you love Christmas with this personalised Scribbler card.

Things I Love

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Your family member has probably done nothing to deserve this Christmas card but it feels good to be the bigger person doesn't it? Designed by Scribbler.

Little Christmas Shit

A potent Cardinky birthday card for your old man. Perfect for your ageing husband, grandfather, brother or friend, in case their hearing is going and they didn't think you knew about their flatulence issues, ha ha.

Old Fart Cloud

Jingle My Bells. Christmas Card by KissMeKwik. Share a laugh with your other half. This cheeky card finds a rude new meaning to having a white Christmas.

Jingle My Bells