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Welcome to our complete collection of Personalised Greeting Cards aka the ultimate destination for heartfelt hilarity and bespoke charm! Whether you're looking to melt hearts or tickle funny bones, we’ve got a unique, customisable design for making every occasion unforgettable.

Simply choose between adding a personal touch to the celebration with either a photo-upload card or a personalised-name card, made especially for the lucky recipient. Ready to send something memorable? Start creating your perfect, personalised greeting card today!
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Find a knob jockey (shouldn't be hard), add a photo and send this hilariously rude Dean Morris Birthday card to the man in your life.

Knob Jockey Card

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Fuck yeah, it's Christmas! Add a photo to personalise this rude Dean Morris card and wish someone special a Merry Fucking Christmas.

Merry Fucking Christmas Card

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Know a Mabel? Add a photo to personalise this rude Dean Morris card and send to someone who likes to let their hair down at Christmas.

Mabel Flash Her Minge Card

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It's not really a family Christmas if you're not pissed the entire time though is it? Add a photo to personalise this Dean Morris design and remember the merry times of Christmases past!

Tis The Season To Get Trollied Card

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Ahh don't you just love a passive aggressive Valentine's Anniversary card sent after years and years of built up resentment? Omg us too! Add a name to personalise this rude Scribbler design.

Suck The Fun Card

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Must be food on the brain! Add the name of that special someone to this Scribbler design and show them the key to your heart on Valentine's Day.

Have Three Little Words Card

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Take your Valentine's present and get off my property! Only joking! Add a name and personalise this Come Dine With Me card if you both revel in awkward TV moments.

Sad Little Valentine's Card

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Well, it is a special occasion! If this is your man's dream, add his name to personalise this naughty Valentine's card by Scribbler and bloody make his year.

Let You Cum In My Bum Card

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If you know someone who particularly enjoyed this Dion Dublin meme from Homes Under The Hammer, personalise this Scribbler card to laugh them into bed on Valentine's.

Stairs To My Bedroom Card

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Celebrate another year that your marriage has hung on by a thread! Add a name to personalise this Scribbler Anniversary card and send to your other half on Valentine's.

Not Divorcing Me Yet Card

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Must have a lot of experience... in farming I mean! Personalise this naughty Valentine's card by Scribbler and compliment your partner's skills.

How To Handle A Cock Card

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Who says traditions can't be improved upon? It's about time this poem had an update! Add a name to personalise this LGBTQ+ Valentine's card by Scribbler.

My Pride For You Card

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Cats above all else! Add a name to send this Scribbler Anniversary card to your other half on Valentine's Day and make sure they know exactly where they stand.

Love The Cat More Card

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Dogs above all else! Add a name to send this Scribbler Anniversary card to your other half on Valentine's Day and make sure they know exactly where they stand.

Love The Dog More Card

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Aw, isn't that romantic? Tell your husband to save his money this Valentine's Day cos lube isn't necessary! Add A Name design by Scribbler.

Gush Like Niagara Falls Card

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So you're using him for sex? Good for you! Personalise this Valentine's card and make your true feelings known. Designed by Scribbler.

I Like Your Penis Card

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Feline horny? Personalise this naughty Scribbler card and make a cat lover an offer they can't refuse on Valentine's Day!

Wanna Pet My Pussy Card

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You know it's true love when you can discuss each other's bowel movements without batting an eye! Personalise this Scribbler Valentine's card and send to the one who's just as nasty as you.

I Know You're The One Card

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Wow, that's how you know they're the one! Make a romantic statement by personalising this Scribbler Valentine's card and take your relationship to the next level.

Poo With The Door Open Card

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If they love porridge, tell your partner what else they can have for breakfast this Valentine's Day! Add a name to personalise this dirty design by Scribbler.

Way You Eat Porridge Card

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Think you can handle it? Send this cheeky Valentine's card to peak their interest and get ready to love every inch of them! Add A Name design by Scribbler.

Don't Make Em Big Enough Card

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There's nothing cuter than otters holding hands - except maybe you two! Add a name to personalise this adorable Scribbler Anniversary card and send love to your otter half on Valentine's Day.

My Significant Otter Card

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