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Personalised Cards

Show someone special just how much they mean to you with an exclusive personalised card, whatever the occasion. Browse our selection of hilarious designs and choose whether to add a personal touch by uploading a loved one's pic to an Add A Photo card or typing their name onto an Add A Name card - putting them front and centre where they belong!

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The perfect photo upload Birthday card to send to a meat eater. See if you can rub off on them and maybe they'll rub one out to your face! Designed by Dean Morris.

Go Green Photo Upload Card
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Step 1. Find a cocksucker (shouldn't be hard) Step 2. Send them this seriously rude photo upload card on their birthday. Designed by Dean Morris.

Birthday Cocksucker Photo Upload Card
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The obvious choice to send to a die-hard animal lover who loves chicken, lamb, beef, pork and venison in their mouth! Or a vegan you really hate. Photo upload design by Dean Morris.

Taste So Good Photo Upload Card
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Beer over everything, always. Even the environment, sorry! Encourage a serious and principled friend to let loose with this Dean Morris photo upload design.

Fuck The Enviroment Photo Upload Card
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This devil definitely wears Primarni! Send this photo upload Birthday card to a true fashun and immortalize their best look. Designed by Dean Morris.

Of Course I'm Educated Photo Upload Card
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If you're so excited and you just can't hide it; then don't! Send a friend this Dean Morris photo upload card on their birthday.

Excited It's Your Birthday Photo Upload Card
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Everyone knows that lesbians are way more fierce and savage than any lions. Funny photo upload design by Dean Morris.

Throw Me To The Lesbians Photo Upload Card
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Am I right girls?? This is why we have vibrators. Send this hilariously rude Dean Morris photo upload Birthday card to cheer up a friend.

I Love Penises Photo Upload Card
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Let your best bitch know exactly why you love her with this Dean Morris photo upload Birthday card featuring the whore herself.

Cheap Good For Nothing Photo Upload Card
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Send your love to your favourite penis with this romantic Dean Morris design. Don't try and upload a dick pic here, we know what you dirty lot are like.

I Heart Your Penis Photo Upload Card
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This photo upload Birthday card is destined to be sent to an absolute belter, perfect for yer Scottish pals. Designed by Dean Morris.

Happy Birthday You Belter Photo Upload Card
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Oops they did it again; they're another year older! Send them a piece of you on their birthday with this personalised age Scribbler design, featuring Britney bitch.

It's Your Age Birthday Bitch Card
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It might seem quite simple but now that it's their birthday you need to send one! Put a smile on their face and personalise this Elton John inspired milestone card by Scribbler.

Tell Everybody It's Your Age Birthday Card
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Send this personalised milestone birthday card to the Frankie to your Grace who you've never managed to shake! Designed by Scribbler.

Age Partner In Crime Birthday Card
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I came here to drink milk and celebrate your birthday and I've just finished my milk! Send this personalised age, IT Crowd inspired card by Scribbler.

Mother Flippin Age Birthday Card
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As said by Nessa: Don't get me wrong, but to be honest, at the end of the day, when all is said and done. D'ya know what I mean? Gavin & Stacey inspired personalised Scribbler birthday card.

Age Proper Tidy Card
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A personalised age birthday card by Scribbler for the Patsy to your Eddy, who appreciates the nicer things in life. Don't forget a bottle of Bolly to go with it darling!

Fabulous Age Birthday Card
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Whether 20's, 30's or 40's, there's still some life in the old dog yet! Tease them with this personalised milestone age birthday card by Scribbler.

Age Say Goodbye Birthday Card
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Menopause effects women at different times so please personalise the age accordingly! Have a laugh at the inevitable situation with this Scribbler birthday design.

Age You're Still Hot Card
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The perfect personalised birthday card for your favourite gamer; just add their age! Designed by Scribbler.

Age Today Gamer Card
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Personalise this adorable milestone Scribbler design to send to a little one and make a splash on their special day.

Elephant Age Card
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Send this personalised age birthday card to celebrate a special little bunny. Designed by Scribbler.

Hoppy Age Birthday Card
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Know a little monster who'd love to receive this monster card on their birthday? Personalise and send this fun milestone design to make their day extra special.

Monster Age Today Card
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Somewhere over the rainbow, your favourite little one can celebrate their birthday in perfect techincolour! Personalise their age and make their day with this cute Scribbler design.

Age Today Rainbow Card

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