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Personalised Cards

Show someone special just how much they mean to you with an exclusive personalised card, whatever the occasion. Browse our selection of hilarious designs and choose whether to add a personal touch by uploading a loved one's pic to an Add A Photo card or typing their name onto an Add A Name card - putting them front and centre where they belong!

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Add An Age
Time flies when you're pissing your life away! Have a drink and forget the realities of adulthood with this personalisable age birthday card by Jeffrey & Janice.

Shit's Starting To Get Real Card
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Bloody hell, I swear it was only yesterday you were turning 18! For someone who aged while you blinked, personalise this birthday card by Jeffrey & Janice.

How The Fuck Did That Happen Card
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One day you're young and beautiful, and the next you're a couple of old bags sharing a bottle on the sofa. It happens to us all! Personalised birthday design by Jeffrey & Janice.

How The Fuck Card
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Send this personalised birthday card to a miserable old b*stard and see if he'll crack a smile. Maybe after the 7th drink? Designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Grumpy Fuckers Deserve A Card
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For a Dad so old he's got his arse permanently glued to his armchair. Personalised this Jeffrey & Janice birthday card to make his day!

Magnificent Old Bastard Card
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The perfect Jeffrey & Janice card to personalise and send to your favourite gal on her birthday. Hopefully it'll get a wine-induced giggle!

Fantastic Bitch Card
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Picnic in the park? More like piss-up in wherever the hell you end up! Where are we again? Personalised birthday design by Jeffrey & Janice.

One Of The Classiest Bitches I Know Card
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The girl on the Birthday card has even made her mate a cake but that seems a bit unrealistic. Don't worry about that, she knows she's your best bitch. Personalised design by Jeffrey & Janice.

Bestest Birthday Bitch Card
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Know a wanker? I think we all do! Get him out of his seat and dancing like a prize tit on his birthday. It won't be hard. Personalised design by Jeffrey & Janice.

Birthday Time Wanker Card
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For a birthday boy with one fine ass! Let him know you'll want a feel of it later, and no we don't mean his donkey? Personalised design by Jeffrey & Janice.

To You And Your Excellent Ass Card
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For a birthday girl with one fine ass! Let her know you'll want a feel of it later, and no we don't mean her donkey? Personalised design by Jeffrey & Janice.

To You And Your Amazing Ass Card
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If it's a direct order it would be rude to just ignore it! A personalised Birthday card designed by Tache

Order You To Drink Card
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Just do the opposite of what Donald Trump would do and your birthday will be great! A personalised card designed by Tache

Birthday Great Again Card
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Wish a Cardi B fan a very happy birthday with this personalised card designed by Tache

Birthday Cardi Card
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Rock a WWE fans world with this Dwayne Johnson inspired birthday card designed by Tache

You Rock Happy Birthday Card
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Available in all sizes not just Grande! A birthday card designed by Tache

Grande Birthday Card
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Tell somebody it's their birthday with this Elton John inspired card designed by Tache

Still Standing Card
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Remember to get rid of any unnecessary plastic so we have many more years on this earth!

Another Year On Planet Earth Card
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A birthday card perfect for A massive Justin Bieber fan! A card designed by Tache

Beliebe It's Your Birthday Card
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No matter how long passes he will always be the king! A birthday card designed by Tache

Still The King Card
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Let Snoop D O double G wish them a very happy birthday with this personalised card designed by Tache

Fo Shizzle Birthdizzle Card
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Hire them a terrible magician and make sure that this comes true! A personalised Birthday cards designed by Tache

Magically Shit Birthday Card
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They're so lazy they aren't even going out for their birthday! A personalised card designed by Tache

You Lazy Twat Card
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Wish a happy birthday to a first class wanker with this rude photo upload design that'll ensure everybody knows! Designed by Dean Morris.

Happy Birthday Wanker Photo Upload Card

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