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Rude Thank You Cards

Who’s the dogs b*llocks? Nothing can express your gratitude more than an affectionate insult, so choose from our selection of ridiculously rude thank you cards to say grassy ass to someone who’s the total sh*t!

 

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For a mother figure who's not afraid to get her hands dirty, add a name and thank her for putting up with all your shit! Mother's Day design by Scribbler.

Keep My Shit Together Card

Wink, wink - we all know how much a slapper loves cock, and so do Dean Morris.

Slapper Loves Cock Card

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A special treat from your favourite Santa Paws! Help your puppy say Merry Christmas with this design by Scribbler.

May Look Cute Card

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Send this Christmas card by Do Something David to someone who would dress their perfect pooch! I'd argue they're more cute than silly.

So They Look Really Fucking Silly Card

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A 'double-take' greeting card, designed for those who enjoy a touch of passive-aggressive humor! Or not...With its playful message of uncertainty about last year's card, this one is the perfect blend of charm and cheekiness to surprise your pal or colleague.

Here's Another Birthday Card

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Say Thank-you in every 'urban british' way possible.

Thanks Card

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