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Buy the perfect card for any occasion or individual here at Scribbler - send a funny, cheesy or downright rude card and make their day. Find exactly what you need with the filters above or search by designer for even more inspiration. If you order before 2pm, we'll dispatch on the same day too. Sorted!

If this is the best life, I!m worried to see what the worse life is like. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Living Her Best Life

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Let the one Co-worker you actually like know how you feel about them leaving! Designed by Scribbler.

You Traitor!

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This leaving card from Scribbler is perfect to send to a colleague of yours who is leaving. Let them know how much you're going to miss them.

We'll Miss You

Congratulate someone on a new job by letting them know that they will not be missed. A card designed by Quite Good Cards.

We Won't Miss you

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Let them know that they will be sorely missed with this leaving card by Scribbler.

Sorry You're Leaving Spots

Now that you're retired, you could do all of the options on this Poet & Painter card.

Happy Retirement

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It's time to do all the things they never had chance to do for before. Congratulate them with this funny Scribbler retirement card.

Retired

Ever get that feeling at work? I think we all do. Know someone who hates their job? Then you might need to get a few of the Dean Morris cards!

File Fuck It

Aren't they gone already? Send this Dean Morris card to someone who can take a good joke!

5 Minutes

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Congratulate a co-worker on their big dreams with this card designed by Scribbler.

Pursue Your Dream

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Tell your co-worker that you will survive without them by gifting them this card from Scribbler.

You Don't Work Here Anymore

Personalise one of our great cards from Modern Toss. Let that lazy colleague (and your boss) know you're on to them.

Time Off

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Let a co-worker know if they want to keep their next job, they better pick up the quality of their work with this card from Scribbler.

Shit At Your Job Supersize

Send this Buddy Fernandez card to your friend, they might be poorly, but they haven't lost their sense of humour.

Work-Shy Bastard

Wouldn't it be lovely to retire at 2:30pm? Send this Modern Toss card to someone who dreams of that day!

Early Retirement

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Let a co-worker know if they want to keep their next job, they better pick up the quality of their work with this card from Scribbler.

Shit At Your Job

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What a lovely thought, a seven-day weekend! Congratulate them on their retirement with this awesome card by Scribbler.

Yay 7 Day Weekend

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