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Buy the perfect card for any occasion or individual here at Scribbler - send a funny, cheesy or downright rude card and make their day. Find exactly what you need via the filters or search by designer for even more inspiration. If you order before 2pm, we'll dispatch on the same day too. Sorted!

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We don't think there's a better compliment than you're the tits! Let them know with this hilariously unique Scribbler Valentine's card.

You're The Tits

I Really Love You. Oh, And You're A Great Shag. A truthful anniversary or Valentine's card for your husband, wife, girlfriend or boyfriend. The good vibes will let you coast for months after this Dean Morris card.

Great Shag

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Tell a lazy bastard that they've definitely got a few more years left in them! Retirement design by Scribbler.

Just Fucking Lazy

It!s important to keep your brain working after retirement which makes win the best replacement! A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Hobbies Are Important

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Let them know they rock your world with this personalised card designed by Doodles from my Brain.

Name You Rock

I Fucking Love You AND I Love Fucking You. Be completely open and honest with this anniversary or Valentine's card from Dean Morris. What better compliment could you give to your husband, wife, boyfriend or girlfriend?

I Love Fucking You

If this is the best life, I!m worried to see what the worse life is like. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Living Her Best Life

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A stylish birthday card by Scribbler for the Patsy to your Eddy, who appreciates the nicer things in life. Don't forget a bottle of Bolly to go with it darling!

Absolutley Fabulous Birthday

Let them know they rock your world with this card designed by Doodles from my Brain.

You Rock

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Do you two share a love of pizza, gaming and cats? Then this Fuzzballs card is perfect to personalise and send to your partner or best friend.

Fuzzballs Photo Frame

Youre the bees knee its legs and its arms! A congratulations card designed by Doodles from my Brain.

You Are The Bee's Knees

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Say happy birthday to your bestie with this adorable Scribbler photo upload card.

Happy Birthday!

Doing literally nothing > doing literally anything and it!s not even a close one. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Doing Shit Is Overrated

Is it time you let that NHS worker in your life how great they are? Or do you work in the NHS and have an amazing colleague that needs celebrating? Designed by Sally Elizabeth Designs

Nhs Superstar

A simple and bright Claire Giles card to send to the grandparents on the birth of their granddaughter.

New Granddaughter

A different option for the star on top of the Christmas tree. A card designed by Doodles from my Brain.

Hot To Trot

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Youre the bees knee its legs and its arms! A personalised congratulations card designed by Doodles from my Brain.

Name You Are The Bee's Knees

A card perfect for the co-worker that you didn!t really care about. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Off You Fuck

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Eye love you more than I love looking at you! A personalised valentine's card designed by Doodles from my Brain.

Name Eye Love You

Send this Lucilla Lavender card to someone who may or may not be developing a beer belly!

Happy Beer Day

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