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Buy the perfect card for any occasion or individual here at Scribbler - send a funny, cheesy or downright rude card and make their day. Find exactly what you need via the filters or search by designer for even more inspiration. If you order before 2pm, we'll dispatch on the same day too. Sorted!

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It!s important to keep your brain working after retirement which makes win the best replacement! A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Hobbies Are Important

If this is the best life, I!m worried to see what the worse life is like. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Living Her Best Life

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The hips don't lie, and yours are telling me that you're getting on a bit (understatement)! Send this King B card to celebrate an older friend.

Hip Hip Replacement

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We don't think there's a better compliment than you're the tits! Let them know with this hilariously unique Scribbler Valentine's card.

You're The Tits

Add A Photo
Send a queen for the day this wonderful Scribbler card and upload a photo to mark the occasion.

Birthday Queen!

A card perfect for the co-worker that you didn!t really care about. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Off You Fuck

Let them know they rock your world with this card designed by Doodles from my Brain.

You Rock

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It's time to do all the things they never had chance to do for before. Congratulate them with this funny Scribbler retirement card.

Retired

Now starts the stage of waiting for death' Such Fun!!! A card designed by Brainbox Candy.

Those Idiots Again

I Really Love You. Oh, And You're A Great Shag. A truthful anniversary or Valentine's card for your husband, wife, girlfriend or boyfriend. The good vibes will let you coast for months after this Dean Morris card.

Great Shag

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Say happy birthday to your bestie with this adorable Scribbler photo upload card.

Happy Birthday!

Add A Name
Youre the bees knee its legs and its arms! A personalised congratulations card designed by Doodles from my Brain.

Name You Are The Bee's Knees

Youre the bees knee its legs and its arms! A congratulations card designed by Doodles from my Brain.

You Are The Bee's Knees

Let your other half know you make the best pear! A card designed by Doodles from my Brain.

We Make A Great Pear

Treat them to this brilliant Divorce card by Poppy And Mabel and make their day!

Hang In There Sloth

I Fucking Love You AND I Love Fucking You. Be completely open and honest with this anniversary or Valentine's card from Dean Morris. What better compliment could you give to your husband, wife, boyfriend or girlfriend?

I Love Fucking You

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Tell a lazy bastard that they've definitely got a few more years left in them! Retirement design by Scribbler.

Just Fucking Lazy

Doing literally nothing > doing literally anything and it!s not even a close one. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Doing Shit Is Overrated

Sip Sip Hooray - the perfect card to celebrate any good occasions in your life. Send this to your friend or loves ones to wish them happy birthday, congratulate on their new job or anything else worthy of celebration

Sip Sip Hooray

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