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Buy the perfect card for any occasion or individual here at Scribbler - send a funny, cheesy or downright rude card and make their day. Find exactly what you need with the filters above or search by designer for even more inspiration. If you order before 2pm, we'll dispatch on the same day too. Sorted!

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Let them know they rock your world with this personalised card designed by Doodles from my Brain.

NAME You Rock

A card perfect for the co-worker that you didn!t really care about. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Off You Fuck

Let them know they are your favourite with this card designed by Angela Chick.

My Favourite

I Fucking Love You AND I Love Fucking You. Be completely open and honest with this anniversary or Valentine's card from Dean Morris. What better compliment could you give to your husband, wife, boyfriend or girlfriend?

I Love Fucking You

You love someone more than something that keeps you alive? How interesting. A card designed by Angela Chick.

More Than Food

If this is the best life, I!m worried to see what the worse life is like. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Living Her Best Life

Let your other half know no matter how bad it gets they make everything better'. like hot sauce. A card designed by Rumble Cards.

Hot Sauce

Send this Lucilla Lavender card to someone who may or may not be developing a beer belly!

Happy Beer Day

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We don't think there's a better compliment than you're the tits! Let them know with this hilariously unique Scribbler Valentine's card.

You're The Tits

I Fucking Love You. A cheeky, romantic Valentine's card by Dean Morris for a husband, wife, boyfriend or girlfriend that you fucking love.

I Fucking Love You

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Youre the bees knee its legs and its arms! A personalised congratulations card designed by Doodles from my Brain.

NAME You Are The Bee's Knees

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The hips don't lie, and yours are telling me that you're getting on a bit (understatement)! Send this King B card to celebrate an older friend.

Hip Hip Replacement

A simple and bright Claire Giles card to send to the grandparents on the birth of their granddaughter.

New Granddaughter

Let them know they rock your world with this card designed by Doodles from my Brain.

You Rock

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Let them know they light up your world with this personalised card designed by Doodles from my Brain.

NAME Light Of My Life

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A stylish birthday card by Scribbler for the Patsy to your Eddy, who appreciates the nicer things in life. Don't forget a bottle of Bolly to go with it darling!

Absolutley Fabulous Birthday

Happy Blow Job Day! That is the unofficial name for it. A charmingly direct Valentine's or anniversary card from Dean Morris. Perfect for a boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or wife who needs reminding.

Happy Blow Job Day

Doing literally nothing > doing literally anything and it!s not even a close one. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Doing Shit Is Overrated

Let your other half know you make the best pear! A card designed by Doodles from my Brain.

We Make A Great Pear

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