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It's business as usual with this inspirational Redback Birthday card.

Chin Up Tits Out Card

Redback

They were a soul-sucking demon and you're so glad your friend saw clearly and dumped their ass! Say congrats on their break-up or divorce with this brilliant card by Deadpan.

Dumping That Loser Card

Deadpan

Wish them the merriest Christmas with this Mollo card!

Merry X-mas Christmas Card

Mollo

Always stay positive through a break up especially when the other person was a nob. A card designed by CardShit.

Stay Paw-Sitive Card

CardShit

Woohoo! It's party time! Send well wishes with this fun and colourful Birthday card.

Party Pants Card

Hannah Boulter Design

#divorce Better To Have Loved, Divorce Card by Bluebell 33. They've dodged a bullet and you think it deserves to be celebrated! Let them know that you're so happy that they're #free.

#Divorce Better To Have Loved Card

Bluebell 33

The Well Done Wanker Anniversary card is a chance to celebrate your family and friend's personal triumphs.

Well Done Wanker Card

Short and Sweet

For all those who need reminding they are fab, sending summer vibes to food fans. "Designed by Mez Clark in collaboration with the Illo Agency."

Feeling Fab Card

Mez Clark

Congratulate him on his recent divorce, he'll now live happily ever after.

Funny Happy Divorce Card For Him

The Blunt Badger

A fruity design (wink, wink!) perfect for birthdays and other celebrations! Designed by the award-winning creative powerhouse, The London Studio.

Shake Your Melons Card

The London Studio

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Get those dating apps re-downloaded ASAP, there's not a moment to lose! Dive straight back into the single life with this funny design by King B.

Lets Get Swiping Card

King B

Loved & Lost, by Half Moon Bay. Loved and lost sounds much better than being stuck with a psycho that's for sure. Send this hilarious Valentine's card to remind them that they're not missing out on much!

Loved & Lost Card

Half Moon Bay

Congratulations on ditching that prick of an ex-husband!

You're Divorced Card

Faye B

On the fly scales they were at least 50 levels higher! Show your support with this cute card from Kazvare Made It.

Too Fly For Him Anyway Card

Kazvare Made It

The Well Done Bellend Birthday card is a chance to celebrate your family and friend's personal triumphs.

Well Done Bellend Card

Short and Sweet

Let Arnie say it how it is with this Terminator inspired Hasta La Vista card.

Hasta La Vista, Baby Card

Laura Lonsdale Designs

We all know a little Miss Choosy, right? Cheer up that picky princess in your life with this fun Tinder themed Birthday card for any occasion.

You Swipe Left So Often Your Thumb's Getting RSI Card

CrazyWombat

If this Redback Birthday card isn't the best mantra for life, then we don't know what is?

She Lived Happily Ever After Card

Redback

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You'll be the new hot commodity at the school gate all the single mums will be lusting after. There's only one thing they love more: a hot widower. Just saying! Designed by King B.

Hot Divorcee Card

King B

Forever money over bitches! Let a recently single friend know that there are more important things than not dying alone! A card designed by Jolly Awesome.

Money Over Bitches Card

Jolly Awesome

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Send your friends and family getting a divorce this fun card celebrating their departure from their horrible ex!

Getting Divorced Sucks, Being Divorced Doesn't! Card

Rosewood Designs

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Get those dating apps re-downloaded ASAP, there's not a moment to lose! Embrace the single life again with open arms with this funny design by King B.

Back In The Game Card

King B

When you've sat back and patiently listened to your friend complain about the same f*ck boy for the last month but now it's time for some tough love. Designed by Cub.

Not That Into You Card

Cub

I'm no detective but I think I know where Mr Davenport is! Don't eat those carrots! Designed by Whale & Bird.

Mrs Davenport Carrots Card

Whale And Bird

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