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Rude Anniversary Cards

Browse our range of ridiculously rude anniversary cards to turn up the heat on your relationship and add some much needed spice, however long you've been married for! Surprise your spouse with one of our steamiest, most explicit anniversary cards and check out our Top 10 Rudest Cards if you dare...
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You must be a saint! Award yourself a medal for five years service as a devoted partner with this rude 5th wedding anniversary card by Scribbler.

Put Up With Your Shit For Five Years Card
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Fish Pie and Missionary Sex with Mark Corrgan. Yes, please!

Fish Pie And Missionary Sex Card
The best way to tell someone you reeeally love them, with this Dean Morris Anniversary card.

Very Fucking Much Card
Twat But I Like You. General Greeting Anniversary card by Brainbox Candy. Send this Anniversary card to someone who you like, even though they can be a bit of a doughnut sometimes.

Twat But I Like You Card
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a cheeky saucy design for that special someone

In Cider You Card
A Birthday Anniversary card for the prick in your life

Cactus Card
This one is for the couples who have a pretty solid routine on their anniversary and it sounds like a damn good plan! Say happy anniversary with this card by CardShit.

Mandatory Shag Day Card
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You willy love them, and you love their willy! Let them know what this hilarious Scribbler Valentine's Anniversary card.

I Willy Love You Card
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There're 206 bones in the human body, but when I'm with you I have 207! Send this hilariously naughty Valentine's Anniversary card by Scribbler and make them smile.

You Give Me A Boner Card
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20 minutes into Ready, Steady, Cook and chill and he gives you that look! Send this saucy Scribbler Valentine's Anniversary card to your spicy other half.

Our Love Is Spicy Card
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These so many reasons you love them, they buy the pizza, spell you're correctly but most importantly they have a cute ass! Show why you love them with this awesome Valentine's card by Scribbler. Also perfect for an anniversary.

Reasons I Love You Card
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Yeah, not for the reason you think buddy... Add a name to personalise this Scribbler Valentine's Anniversary card and tell your partner off for the millionth time!

Piss All Over Card
Woah, 6 years! Say congratulations on 6 years of marriage with this funny, wedding anniversary card designed by Schnauzer Scribbles!

Six Sweet Years! Card
Why wouldn't you want to wish your loved one a happy anniversary while simultaneously reminding them to be vigilant with their sexual health? Michael Scott certainly would... Him being the king of all things inappropriate and all...?

Michael Scott Herpes Anniversary Card
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For the one who's 100% your type on paper, send this naughty Love Island inspired Anniversary card and ask them to couple up. Designed by Scribbler.

Will You Rail Me Card
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Talk dirty to your fave All Star and compliment their C.U.N.T with this Drag Race inspired Scribbler Anniversary card.

I Love Your Minj Card
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Compliment a badass bitch on her peaches with this cheeky Scribbler Anniversary card, perfect for a Bieber fan.

I Like Your Peaches Card
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Make someone blush with this Justin Bieber inspired Scribbler Anniversary card that'll have them feeling holy, holy, holy.

You've Got A Nice Peach Card
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3, 2, 1 Blast-off! Take that special someone to Mars and back, courtesy of Elon Musk himself, with this cheeky Scribbler Anniversary card.

Want To Ride On My Rocket Ship Card
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They're not off the rails, they are the rails! Send Annie's wise words to a Shrill fan and shake up their shit a little bit. Designed by Scribbler.

I Get To Decide What To Do Card
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Do they give you a funny feeling inside? It must be love! Confess your feelings with this romantic design by Scribbler.

Give Me Butterflies Card
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No getting rid of him? Accept that you're stuck with each other and send this cheeky anniversary card by Scribbler.

Our Love Is Indestructable Card
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Tell that special someone you think they're pretty fly by sending this romantic design by Scribbler.

You're Hot Shit Card
Send this to the one that makes you go ooooh...

Fanny Flutter Card

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