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The home of offensive designs, browse our full collection of outrageously rude cards, filled with filthy adult humour for every occasion. You have been warned: our explicit and insulting cards are not for the faint-hearted!

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I mean this is the way to go if youre planning to sleep around after you have your first child. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

New Arrival Card
Bah-humbug indeed. Totally understandable though; Christmas can be a massive pain in the arse.

Xmas Do One Card
What's better than a big cock for your birthday?

Big Cock Card
Wish your brother a happy birthday with this passive aggressive yet loving card!

To My Brother Card
What better way to wish someone a happy birthday than with a cock fest!

Cock Fest Card
What better way to wish someone a happy birthday than with lots of cock!

Lots Of Cock Card
What better way to wish someone a happy birthday than with this lovely cock!

Nice Cock Card
She might not be as cool, good looking, or successful but you love her all the same!

Sister Card
They might not be as cool, good looking, or successful but you love them all the same!

Inferior Sibling Card
Well, the Birthday card says it all!

No Such Thing As Too Much Cock Card
Tell your Dad you'll always be his little shit with this funny Birthday card.

Dad I'll Always Be Your Little Shit Card
Why wouldn't you want to wish your bestie a happy birthday while simultaneously reminding them to be vigilant with their sexual health? Michael Scott certainly would... Him being the king of all thing inappropriate and all...?

Michael Scott Herpes Birthday Card
Why wouldn't you want to wish your loved one a happy anniversary while simultaneously reminding them to be vigilant with their sexual health? Michael Scott certainly would... Him being the king of all things inappropriate and all...?

Michael Scott Herpes Anniversary Card
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For all the Swifties out there! This hilarious Birthday card has a more realistic feel for those who are feeling a lot older than 22!

Taylor's Knackered Birthday Card
Why wouldn't you want to wish your bestie a happy birthday while simultaneously reminding them to be vigilant with their sexual health? Michael Scott certainly would... Him being the king of all thing inappropriate and all...?

Michael Scott Herpes Christmas Card
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What's the score Roger? Oh yeah, love! Enter into a love game with this seriously cheeky, tennis inspired birthday card by Scribbler.

Birthday Rogering Card
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For the one who's 100% your type on paper, send this naughty Love Island inspired Anniversary card and ask them to couple up. Designed by Scribbler.

Will You Rail Me Card
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Talk dirty to your fave All Star and compliment their C.U.N.T with this Drag Race inspired Scribbler Anniversary card.

I Love Your Minj Card
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Watch out, the bitch is back! Send this gag-worthy, Drag Race inspired Scribbler card to a bad birthday bitch like Miss Ra'Jah O'Hara.

Birthday Bitch Card
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Send the one and only Justin Bieber to hype up a total peach with this music inspired Scribbler Birthday card.

You're Such A Badass Bitch Card
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Compliment a badass bitch on her peaches with this cheeky Scribbler Anniversary card, perfect for a Bieber fan.

I Like Your Peaches Card
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Make someone blush with this Justin Bieber inspired Scribbler Anniversary card that'll have them feeling holy, holy, holy.

You've Got A Nice Peach Card
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3, 2, 1 Blast-off! Take that special someone to Mars and back, courtesy of Elon Musk himself, with this cheeky Scribbler Anniversary card.

Want To Ride On My Rocket Ship Card
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Send this rude, Line of Duty inspired card to call out a bent copper on their birthday. Designed by Scribbler.

Birthday Wanker Card

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