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Buy the perfect card for any occasion or individual here at Scribbler - send a funny, cheesy or downright rude card and make their day. Find exactly what you need with the filters above or search by designer for even more inspiration. If you order before 2pm, we'll dispatch on the same day too. Sorted!

True love is them wiping for you after youre done. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Going For A Poo

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Fish finger, anyone? Perfect for any Nigella fan, send this sensual, cooking queen to seduce a loved one with this cheeky Scribbler design.

Enter Your Pleasure Palace

Celebrate another month locked inside the house with this design by Cunning Linguist.

Happy Fucking Lockdown

Insult a cat lover and tell them they look old as sh*t on their birthday with this funny design by Jolly Awesome.

Lived Nine Lives

Send a hint to a crush, boyfriend or husband to let them know you want to be iced like a cake on your anniversary or valentine's day! Designed by Boogaloo Stu.

My Tits

Send this blunt Buddy Fernandez card to your partner and tell it like it is.

I Fucking Love You

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They'll definitely be cashing these in as soon as they see this Valentine's card by Scribbler.

Love Coupons

You'll never be able to watch Next Generation in the same way again! Awkward Star Trek orgy, as requested by Sam Wise. Hilariously naughty Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Awkward Star Trek Orgy

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The literal dictionary definition of a Boyfriend. It's the other 10% that makes it all worth it! Designed by Scribbler.

Annoying Boyfriend

Liam needs some lovin! He will look for you, he will find you and he will seduce you. Rude design by Quite Good Cards.

Liam Needs Some

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You willy love them, and you love their willy! Let them know what this hilarious Scribbler Valentine's card.

I Willy Love You

I Fucking Love You AND I Love Fucking You. Be completely open and honest with this anniversary or Valentine's card from Dean Morris. What better compliment could you give to your husband, wife, boyfriend or girlfriend?

I Love Fucking You

Are you a little possessive about your partner? Then this Modern Toss card is the one for you!

Always Be Mine

This Jolly Awesome card is ideal to send to your partner, because even when they?re being a prick you still love them unconditionally.

A Prick

A very romantic valentine's day card or a hint for them on your anniversary! A card designed by Boogaloo Stu.

Your Knob My Gob

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20 minutes into Ready, Steady, Cook and chill and he gives you that look! Send this saucy Scribbler Valentine's card to your spicy other half.

Our Love is Spicy

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There're 206 bones in the human body, but when I'm with you I have 207! Send this hilariously naughty Valentine's card by Scribbler and make them smile.

You Give Me A Boner

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Let your partner in crime know that their love sustains you, much like oatmeal, with this Brooklyn Nine Nine inspired card. Name a better duo, we'll wait. Valentine's design by Scribbler.

You Aren't Some Common Bitch

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