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Wine Birthday Cards

For a loved one who’s old like a fine wine, raise a glass and celebrate with one of our hilarious wine themed birthday cards.

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It's always 5pm somewhere am I right? A card designed by Brainbox Candy.

Wine Amateur

If you see an elderly person napping make sure to check their pule on a regular basis as they may be dead. A birthday card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

A Birthday Nap

This sassy little sausage loves a cocktail! The perfect card for wiener loving cocktail drinkers. Designed by Charli Tait.

Cocktail Sausage

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The perfect Jeffrey & Janice card to personalise and send to your favourite gal on her birthday. Hopefully it'll get a wine-induced giggle!

Fantastic Bitch

Tea > Wine I!m sorry but that!s not opinion it!s just fact. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Too Busy Drinking Wine

Mother hood actually starts the first time you mutter ffs under your breath. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Mutter Ffs

If anything, grumpy fuckers need a card more than others because they need at least one thing to cheer them up! A birthday card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Grumpy Fuckers

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The Ant to your Dec, the Eddie to your Patsy; spend another year side by side, wreaking havoc with the other half of your double act! Birthday design by King B.

My Partner In Crime

This card includes everything it takes to make a birthday great! A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Bring It The Fuck On

We hear that leopards don't change their spots, so this birthday you should get ready to party twice as hard as last year. Bottoms up! Designed by Sadler Jones.

Party Animal

You!ve got a fantastic ass just make sure your birthday is as good or if possible better. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Birthday Nice Ass

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Send this personalised birthday card to a miserable old b*stard and see if he'll crack a smile. Maybe after the 7th drink? Designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Grumpy Fuckers Deserve A Card

Our kind of queen always has a drink in each hand! Celebrate their birthday down the Queen Vic with this iconic design by Foggish.

Yas Queen

This funny labrador tequila card is perfect to give to a friend or family member who enjoys a pun and a cheeky drink! Great for any celebratory occasion!

Tequilab

A card for your favourite Work Work

Work Wife

Being a drunken old hoe bag has never been more in! Go Feminism!! A birthday card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Drunken Old Hoebag

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The girl on the card has even made her mate a cake but that seems a bit unrealistic. Don't worry about that, she knows she's your best bitch. Personalised design by Jeffrey & Janice.

Bestest Birthday Bitch

Best friends are really something, an extra special bond, but if they touch that glass of chardonnay the gloves are off!

Best Friends Forever

Mother and daughter celebrating a birthday

Mum And Daughter Card

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There's always one? Let the birthday mayhem unfold and prepare to be the one to pick up the pieces, as usual! Birthday design by King B.

Takes It Too Far

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