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Wine Birthday Cards

Buy the perfect card for any occasion or individual here at Scribbler - send a funny, cheesy or downright rude card and make their day. Find exactly what you need with the filters above or search by designer for even more inspiration. If you order before 2pm, we'll dispatch on the same day too. Sorted!

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The perfect Jeffrey & Janice card to personalise and send to your favourite gal on her birthday. Hopefully it'll get a wine-induced giggle!

Fantastic Bitch

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Send this personalised birthday card to a miserable old b*stard and see if he'll crack a smile. Maybe after the 7th drink? Designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Grumpy Fuckers Deserve A Card

Their age may be forever changing but the thing that follows them around is still in tip top shape. A birthday card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Mighty Fine Ass

Mother hood actually starts the first time you mutter ffs under your breath. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Mutter FFS

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Picnic in the park? More like piss-up in wherever the hell you end up! Where are we again? Personalised birthday design by Jeffrey & Janice.

One Of The Classiest Bitches I Know

There comes a point in your life when the cake is replaced by birthday wine, but the best people just have both! Designed by Lucilla Lavender.

Sod The Cake

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The girl on the card has even made her mate a cake but that seems a bit unrealistic. Don't worry about that, she knows she's your best bitch. Personalised design by Jeffrey & Janice.

Bestest Birthday Bitch

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There's always one? Let the birthday mayhem unfold and prepare to be the one to pick up the pieces, as usual! Birthday design by King B.

Takes It Too Far

If you see an elderly person napping make sure to check their pule on a regular basis as they may be dead. A birthday card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

A Birthday Nap

We don!t judge here at Scribbler get what you deserve and enjoy it! A birthday card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Cock Hungry Hoe

Being a drunken old hoe bag has never been more in! Go Feminism!! A birthday card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Drunken Old Hoebag

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The Ant to your Dec, the Eddie to your Patsy; spend another year side by side, wreaking havoc with the other half of your double act! Birthday design by King B.

My Partner In Crime

Our kind of queen always has a drink in each hand! Celebrate their birthday down the Queen Vic with this iconic design by Foggish.

Yas Queen

Do your balls hang low do they dangle to your toes can you tie them in a knot can you tie them in a bow? Growing old is a bitch. A birthday card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Saggy Balls

It's always 5pm somewhere am I right? A card designed by Brainbox Candy.

Wine Amateur

This card includes everything it takes to make a birthday great! A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Bring It The Fuck On

If you don!t have a hangover the morning after your birthday then you are doing birthdays wrong. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Kicked Ass Last Night

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Time flies when you're pissing your life away! Have a drink and forget the realities of adulthood with this personalisable age birthday card by Jeffrey & Janice.

Shit's Starting To Get Real

Who doesn't like to celebrate an occasion by forcing a panda to drink prosecco! Just us?? A congratulations card designed by Do Something David.

Fuck Yeah

I mean this goes without saying if you open a bottle and do not finish it you are a bitch. A card designed by Brainbox Candy.

Finish The Bottle

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