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Wine Birthday Cards

For a loved one who’s old like a fine wine, raise a glass and celebrate with one of our hilarious wine themed birthday cards.

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This funny labrador tequila card is perfect to give to a friend or family member who enjoys a pun and a cheeky drink! Great for any celebratory occasion!

Tequilab

This funny prosecco gecko card is perfect to give to a friend or family member who enjoys a pun and a cheeky drink! Great for any celebratory occasion!

Prosgecko

This sassy little sausage loves a cocktail! The perfect card for wiener loving cocktail drinkers. Designed by Charli Tait.

Cocktail Sausage

It's always 5pm somewhere am I right? A card designed by Brainbox Candy.

Wine Amateur

Their age may be forever changing but the thing that follows them around is still in tip top shape. A birthday card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Mighty Fine Ass

It!s funny how time changes someone, especially when they used to party like they were a Rockstar. A birthday card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Sneak Out Of Parties

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Send this personalised birthday card to a miserable old b*stard and see if he'll crack a smile. Maybe after the 7th drink? Designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Grumpy Fuckers Deserve A Card

If you see an elderly person napping make sure to check their pule on a regular basis as they may be dead. A birthday card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

A Birthday Nap

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Time flies when you're pissing your life away! Have a drink and forget the realities of adulthood with this personalisable age birthday card by Jeffrey & Janice.

Shit's Starting To Get Real

Mother hood actually starts the first time you mutter ffs under your breath. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Mutter Ffs

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And you're still stuck with them! Make every year a milestone to celebrate (sort of) with this cheeky birthday card by personalising the age. Designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Years Of Being An Arsehole

There comes a point in your life when the cake is replaced by birthday wine, but the best people just have both! Designed by Lucilla Lavender.

Sod The Cake

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The Ant to your Dec, the Eddie to your Patsy; spend another year side by side, wreaking havoc with the other half of your double act! Birthday design by King B.

My Partner In Crime

This funny llama pina colada card is perfect to give to a friend or family member who enjoys a pun and a cheeky cocktail! Great for any celebratory occasion!

Pina Collama

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Picnic in the park? More like piss-up in wherever the hell you end up! Where are we again? Personalised birthday design by Jeffrey & Janice.

One Of The Classiest Bitches I Know

Being a drunken old hoe bag has never been more in! Go Feminism!! A birthday card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Drunken Old Hoebag

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A supportive friend always keeps up with her bestie, drink for drink, even if she'll REALLY pay for it in the morning! Birthday design by King B.

My Liver Hates You

If anything, grumpy fuckers need a card more than others because they need at least one thing to cheer them up! A birthday card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Grumpy Fuckers

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