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Rude Birthday Cards

Want to make fun of a seriously old specimen with the rudest birthday card ever? You've come to the right place! Be warned: these offensive cards are not for the faint-hearted...

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The word fuck can go with almost anything! Make a tick in one of the boxes of this Birthday card by Scribbler and let them know how you feel.

The Fuck List Card
This funny October birthday card features a cactus illustration and the phrase "Only pricks are born in October" on the front.

Prick October Birthday Card
If you have a cheeky sense of humour and want to give your girlfriend, boyfriend, partner a laugh then this is the perfect card to satisfy your sick sense of humour.

Squatters Rights Card
Use this Birthday card to tactfully suggest that maybe... just maybe, he's past the motorbike stage of his midlife crisis with this Brainbox Candy Birthday card.

Dad's Life Card
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They just love a team sport! One for "the guys" who always have their hands down their pants. What, it's comfy ok! Photo upload design by Dean Morris.

Play With Their Balls Card
Send this silly Brainbox Candy Birthday card to someone who's always looking for their glasses.

Big Letters Card
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Make the recipient laugh on their birthday with this funny card from the Comedy Card Company

Fuck A Duck Card
Dad, Have A Beer. Like You Need An Excuse. There's always a reason to have a cheeky beer - didn't he teach you that one? A funny Father's Day or birthday card from Dean Morris for him.

Need An Excuse Card
There!s only one you in this world so makes no sense trying to be someone else. A Birthday card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Everyone Else Is An Arsehole Card
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There's always one in every friend group. Send this Scribbler card to a lightweight who dies and resurrects themself again every weekend; perfect for predicting the result of a birthday sesh.

Being A Fucking Lightweight Card
At least you've got that going for you! Send them your commiserations with this hilarious Dean Morris Birthday card.

Not Dead Yet Card
Send this Dean Morris Birthday card to someone who will ALWAYS be fabulous, no matter their age!

Too Fabulous To Give A Fuck Card
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How old?! Take the piss out of an older friend or relative as they turn the big 90 - rather them than you! Designed by Scribbler.

Ninety Old Age Is Coming For Us Card
Another great Birthday card designed by Banterking

18 And Still A Dickhead Card
Praise be! Celebrate a birthday with this Handmaid's Tale inspired card!

Handmaid's Tale Praise Be Bitch Card
Are you friends with a moustachioed wanker? Then share a bowl of quinoa and send this hilariously naughty Birthday card by Tillovision.

Moustache Wax? Card
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Send this Viz, Letterbocks - Cat Food Manufacturers card to any Viz lovers you know!

Cat Food Manufacturers Card
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For a birthday boy with one fine ass! Let him know you'll want a feel of it later, and no we don't mean his donkey? Personalised design by Jeffrey & Janice.

To You And Your Excellent Ass Card
Horrible Warning, by Half Moon Bay. Being a good example is so much more boring than being a horrible warning! Send this Birthday card to give them some warning!

Horrible Warning Card
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If your dad's a fucking twat, relish telling him on his birthday with the help of this rude Scribbler design.

Dad You Fucking Twat Card
Let's face it, this parrot is a lot flyer than you! Send this silly Jolly Awesome Birthday card to your mates on any occasion.

Flyer Than A Card
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How low can they go? Prepare a friend for the inevitable demise of their perky boobs with this hilariously rude birthday card by Scribbler.

Saggy Boobs Birthday Card
Send birthday wishes to someone who is really into their art and craft with this bright, simple and cheeky card designed by Pea Green Prints

Crafty Bugger Birthday Card
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Make sure your gramps knows he's a first place old twat with this rude birthday card by Scribbler.

Medal For My Gramps Card

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