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Rude Birthday Cards

Want to make fun of a seriously old specimen with the rudest birthday card ever? You've come to the right place! Be warned: these offensive cards are not for the faint-hearted...

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Send the one and only Justin Bieber to hype up a total peach with this music inspired Scribbler Birthday card.

You're Such A Badass Bitch Card
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Send this rude, Line of Duty inspired card to call out a bent copper on their birthday. Designed by Scribbler.

Birthday Wanker Card
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They're also wise, pretty and wise - just like Annie! Make a Shrill fan laugh with this Scribbler Birthday card inspired by the hilarious TV show.

You've Got A Fat Ass And Big Titties Card
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For all the Swifties out there! This hilarious Birthday card has a more realistic feel for those who are feeling a lot older than 22!

Taylor's Knackered Birthday Card
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What's the score Roger? Oh yeah, love! Enter into a love game with this seriously cheeky, tennis inspired birthday card by Scribbler.

Birthday Rogering Card
What's better than a big cock for your birthday?

Big Cock Card
Wish your brother a happy birthday with this passive aggressive yet loving card!

To My Brother Card
What better way to wish someone a happy birthday than with a cock fest!

Cock Fest Card
What better way to wish someone a happy birthday than with lots of cock!

Lots Of Cock Card
What better way to wish someone a happy birthday than with this lovely cock!

Nice Cock Card
She might not be as cool, good looking, or successful but you love her all the same!

Sister Card
They might not be as cool, good looking, or successful but you love them all the same!

Inferior Sibling Card
Well, the Birthday card says it all!

No Such Thing As Too Much Cock Card
Tell your Dad you'll always be his little shit with this funny Birthday card.

Dad I'll Always Be Your Little Shit Card
Why wouldn't you want to wish your bestie a happy birthday while simultaneously reminding them to be vigilant with their sexual health? Michael Scott certainly would... Him being the king of all thing inappropriate and all...?

Michael Scott Herpes Birthday Card

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