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Rude Birthday Cards

Want to make fun of a seriously old specimen with the rudest birthday card ever? You've come to the right place! Be warned: these offensive cards are not for the faint-hearted...

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Funny Birthday card, designed by Totally Mailed It

Cleaning Birthday Card
Are you forever taking photos of your food before you eat it? Then this Jolly Awesome Birthday card is the one for you.

Food Card
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If you know a huge t**t this might just be the perfect card form them. They'll get the joke.

I've Just Spotted A Huge Twat Card
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There's always one in every friend group. Send this Scribbler card to a lightweight who dies and resurrects themself again every weekend; perfect for predicting the result of a birthday sesh.

Being A Fucking Lightweight Card
Let them know exactly what you think of them for being born in September - the worst of all the calendar months with this birthday card by Filthy Sentiments.

September Twat Card
A great funny birthday card for your friend who likes a drink on their birthday.

Birthday Prediction Card
You're old as fuck, let them know it with this birthday card.

Old Card
A Birthday card for that old and floppy person in your life. Designed by You've got pen on your face.

Old And Floppy Card
Send spooky birthday wishes for an October birthday...let's get sheet-faced!

Let's Get Sheet-faced Card
Send the most far out person you know trippy birthday wishes for a magical day.

Magic Birthday Card
Want to send your partner a funny but rude birthday orvalentine's day card? Then this one is guaranteed to make them laugh their way into bed.

I Love Every Bone In Your Body Card
Another great Birthday card designed by Banterking

To My Best Friend Card
Just because it's their birthday, doesn't mean they're not a bellend.

Birthday Bellend Card
A great Loveday birthday card which your Grandfather will appreciate. Show him how much you value the pound coin he slips you on your birthday.

Grandad Birthday Card
Some sagacious advice for anyone about to get a cat, from U-Studio and their feline friends.

Cats Card
If you have a cheeky sense of humour and want to give your girlfriend, boyfriend, partner a laugh then this is the perfect card to satisfy your sick sense of humour.

Squatters Rights Card
Another great Birthday card designed by Banterking

18 And Still A Dickhead Card
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Make the recipient laugh on their birthday with this funny card from the Comedy Card Company

Fuck A Duck Card
Dad, Have A Beer. Like You Need An Excuse. There's always a reason to have a cheeky beer - didn't he teach you that one? A funny Father's Day or birthday card from Dean Morris for him.

Need An Excuse Card
Use this Birthday card to tactfully suggest that maybe... just maybe, he's past the motorbike stage of his midlife crisis with this Brainbox Candy Birthday card.

Dad's Life Card
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They just love a team sport! One for "the guys" who always have their hands down their pants. What, it's comfy ok! Photo upload design by Dean Morris.

Play With Their Balls Card
Send this silly Brainbox Candy Birthday card to someone who's always looking for their glasses.

Big Letters Card
By the time they are 60, they can drink any way they like, and this U-Studio Birthday card backs up that in writing.

Sixty Today Card
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Sounds like a solid plan for a fabulous birthday! Let them know what you've got planned with this funny card by Jeffrey & Janice.

Let's Get Off Our Tits Drunk Card

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