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Birthday Cards for Boyfriend

You’re the present… now time to unwrap! Make him feel like the luckiest guy in the world with one of our unique birthday cards your boyfriend will love. Take the opportunity to show how much he means to you and make all his wildest birthday wishes come true - you romantic, you! He’ll be touched to receive a funny design featuring his favourite film or TV show. Don’t forget anyone’s special day; make sure to browse birthday cards for your dad!

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There's always one in every friend group. Send this Scribbler card to a lightweight who dies and resurrects themself again every weekend; perfect for predicting the result of a birthday sesh.

Being A Fucking Lightweight

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Send this personalised birthday card to a miserable old b*stard and see if he'll crack a smile. Maybe after the 7th drink? Designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Grumpy Fuckers Deserve A Card

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For a Dad so old he's got his arse permanently glued to his armchair. Personalised this Jeffrey & Janice birthday card to make his day!

Magnificent Old Bastard

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Time flies when you're pissing your life away! Have a drink and forget the realities of adulthood with this personalisable age birthday card by Jeffrey & Janice.

Shit's Starting To Get Real

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Ooh check them! Make sure your friend knows you've really pushed the boat out for their birthday this year. Designed by Do Something David.

Ooooh A Personalised Card

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Who wants to live forever? Send this Scribbler card to a Killer Queen (or King) and get ready to bring the house down on their birthday.

Rock Your Birthday

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Christ, talk about having one foot in the grave already! Congratulate someone on reaching this half a century milestone to really brighten their day. Designed by Do Something David.

50 Today

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Knock your mate down a few pegs with this Do Something David birthday card. Who can be mad at this adorable kitten?!

Wanker

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A birthday card by Do Something David for someone who's a permanent resident of fantasy island. Give them this and they'll probably think you fancy them.

Therapy

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For a birthday boy with one fine ass! Let him know you'll want a feel of it later, and no we don't mean his donkey? Personalised design by Jeffrey & Janice.

To You And Your Excellent Ass

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Subtlety is often lost on men so really spell out for your Boyfriend why you continue to keep him around. Designed by Scribbler.

Things I Like Most

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No matter how long passes he will always be the king! A birthday card designed by Tache

Still The King

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Definitely not the card to give to a vegan... Wish aat-eater a clucking good birthday and give them a chuckle with this Do Something David design.

Buffalo Wings

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Need a card for your Boyfriend? This funny Scribbler card does what it says on the tin!

Card For My Boyfriend

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Remind you of anyone in particular? Keep someone grounded on their special day with this Do Something David design. We wouldn't want it to go to their head!

Saw This And Thought Of You

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I'm sure your Boyfriend will appreciate the Brooklyn Nine Nine reference for his birthday and the fact you called him a hot piece of ass won't hurt either. Designed by Scribbler.

Happy Birthday Boyfriend

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Need a card for the best boyfriend ever? We got you! Designed by Scribbler.

Best Boyfriend Ever

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If you were lucky enough to have a Nokia, this game will definitely look familiar! Wish a very zappy birthday to a space ranger of any age with this Whale And Bird design.

Zappy Birthday

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Find a panini head who appreciates a good Gordon Ramsay insult and wish them a f*cking raw birthday with this Scribbler design.

Happy Birthday Now Piss Off

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Show your mate the "After" picture of what they can expect to look like at the end of their birthday this year. Designed by Do Something David.

Let's Get Fucked Up

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What every Boyfriend wants to hear, even if it's not 100% true... He's got to know his manliness is up to your standards for his ego to stay tip top! Designed by Scribbler.

Mr Big Dick

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Send this Thor-some Scribbler card to a Marvel fan you Loki want to party with on their birthday. Alternatively, someone who REALLY fancies Chris Hemsworth.

Let's Get Hammered

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