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40th Birthday Cards

Buy the perfect card for any occasion or individual here at Scribbler - send a funny, cheesy or downright rude card and make their day. Find exactly what you need with the filters above or search by designer for even more inspiration. If you order before 2pm, we'll dispatch on the same day too. Sorted!

Oh wow 40 years old! Time to let them know you can't believe how old they got with this 40th birthday card by Filthy Sentiments.

Holy Shit You're 40

OMG they're 40! You can't believe your ears. Don't worry, they're as surprised as you! Say happy 40th birthday with this great card by Filthy Sentiments.

Holy Fuck You're 40

Forty is basically midlife! Prevent a breakdown with this Jolly Awesome birthday card!


40 is the new 30. So, send this fabulous birthday card from Doodlelove for a naughty forty-year-old.

40 Fabulous

They are 40 and they are still a twat? Will they ever change? A birthday card designed by Cunning Linguist.

Forty Still A Twat

Some people hate when others use the big four-oh so why not just say fuck it with this card by Buddy Fernandez.

Fuck Forty

Chuck Norris knows how to treat 40, so send this Buddy Fernandez card and give your friends some much needed advice.

Chuck Norris

Mmm tastes like nostalgia! Say Happy 40th to your favourite big kid with this fab Cadell Cruse design that'll melt their heart on their birthday.

You're Fab At 40

Why not have both? Or neither? Bring on those celibate bearded ladies!! Make them laugh with this brutally honest card from King B.

You Are 40 Now

Remind someone of how old they used to be with this great card from the guys at Brainbox Candy.

39 Yesterday

For a birthday girl in denial, who's not quite old and boring yet (only half true). Wish her another decade of getting into trouble! 40th Birthday design by King B.

Naughty At Forty

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Oh well done you! Celebrate this impressive achievement with the sincerest of cards by Do Something David.

40 Today

Oh My God You're Forty. Send 40th birthday commiserations from our fave recurring FRIENDS character. Janice: the one we all love to hate! Uhahahahahahaha! Designed by Scribbler. This yellow birthday card says You're 40 and has a drawing of Janice from FRIENDS.

Oh My God You're Forty

If they were bravely facing the big birthday (the new 30, right?), squash them with this Paper Plane card.

By Your Age 40

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