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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? Card
FINALLY, an answer to the ultimate question - and who better to answer it than your impression of David Attenborough. This funny absurd Birthday card from I Do Not Careds is sure to make them laugh.
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? Card - DNC23
FINALLY, an answer to the ultimate question - and who better to answer it than your impression of David Attenborough. This funny absurd Birthday card from I Do Not Careds is sure to make them laugh.
IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW...
We've made the conscious decision for aesthetic and environmental reasons to print on matte instead of shiny card. These are easier to recycle and kinder to our planet! Cards bought from our online store are printed to order to allow for your personalisations so this is why they may look a little different to the ones sold in our shops.
Cards and gifts are sent separately. View our Delivery page for more details on Gift processing and delivery times.
FYI
Although we can guarantee a dispatch date, orders are not guaranteed to arrive for a specific date or occasion unless Special/Saturday Delivery is selected.
Delivery Option | Price | Delivery Time |
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UK First Class | Standard: 95p for the first card and 25p for every subsequent card. Large: £1.45 for the first card and 25p for every subsequent card. |
Royal Mail First Class currently takes up to 1-3 working days. |
UK Special Delivery | Standard: £7.60 per card Large: £8.59 per card |
Guaranteed next working day, if you place your order before 3pm Monday-Friday excluding UK Bank Holidays* A signature is required for this service, so make sure someone will be home! |
UK Saturday Delivery | Standard: £10.10 per card Large: £11.09 per card |
Guaranteed Saturday delivery, if you place your order before 3pm on Friday excluding UK Bank Holidays* A signature is required for this service, so make sure someone will be home! |
EU Airmail | Standard: £1.80 for the first card and 25p for every subsequent card. Large: £3.20 for the first card and 25p for every subsequent card. |
Royal Mail Airmail currently takes up to 3-5 working days to EU destinations.* |
Rest of World Airmail | Standard: £1.80 for the first card and 25p for every subsequent card. Large: £3.20 for the first card and 25p for every subsequent card. |
Royal Mail Airmail currently takes up to 5-7 working days to non-EU destinations.* |
*Please note that we cannot be held responsible for any delays caused by the Royal Mail.