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Say no to bog-standard and boring, spit in the face of traditional and get ready to usher in a new era of greeting cards. Scribbler is proud to be home to the rudest and funniest cards around and you can find our entire collection right here, so you don’t miss a thing!

This selection includes our Birthday, Anniversary and Thinking of You cards, as well as seasonal must-haves like Father's Day,  Christmas and Valentine's cards. Browse hundreds of unique designs for every possible occasion and find that perfect card to surprise and delight the one you love.

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I don't think they're the rings they are talking about Innabox'. A great Christmas card for a friend that loves cats.

We Three Rings Card
Be extra cheeky with this Christmas card from Alicorn Christmas cards. Perfect for that quirky person who has a fun attitude and is almost certainly on Santa's naughty list.

Merry Christmas Cheeky Pudding Card
Take the bull by the horns Mark Corrigan style at Christmas and use this one day to reveal your true feelings to someone special. Designed by Pedges Houseboat.

You Can Just, You Know Card
Getting drunk at Christmas is more of a tradition than presents and Christmas dinner at this point. A card designed by Go Lala.

Wankered At Christmas Card
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Now here's an offer you can't refuse! Send your partner this subtle hint to what you REALLY want for Christmas with this personalised Scribbler card.

Stuff My Turkey Card
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Father Christmas Doesn't Believe In You Either by Scribbler. You better watch out, you better not cry because Father Christmas just got real with you!

Father Christmas Doesn't Believe In You Eithe Card
This cat's feline festive AF in its little knitted stockings. Spread Christmas cheer with this card by Dean Morris.

Festive Af Card
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Hmm, if the elf clothes fit, wear them! Send someone this adorable Christmas card by Do Something David and make them go awww.

I Am Not A Fucking Elf Card
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If he's been very naughty this year, send your boyfriend this brilliantly kinky Christmas card and try not to take a bite out of him. Designed by Scribbler.

Boyfriend Happy XXX-Mas Card
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He only comes once a year so make the most ladies! Make their day and ensure they never look at Santa the same way again with this rude Christmas card by Scribbler.

Festive Finger Card
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The beard suits them so well though! Send this Christmas card by Do Something David to someone who would dress their perfect pooch!

Take This Shit Off Me Now Card
Santa knows everything! Send your friends this funny Christmas card to let them know they're definitely on the naughty list

Absolute Slutbag Christmas Card
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Merry Kiss My Ass by Scribbler. Feeling more Jim Royle, than Father Christmas? Spread your own kind of cheer with this hilarious card from Scribbler.

Merry Kiss My Ass Card
Santa Claus has seen Die Hard quite a few times now. This Dean Morris Christmas card is perfect for anyone.

Ho Ho Ho Mother Fucker Card
Send your friends this funny sweary Christmas card to tell them that Santa won't be visiting this year!

Santa Says You're Getting Shit All Card
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We can't think of anyone who wouldn't be over the moon to receive our favourite personalised Christmas design featuring Bad Santa, by Scribbler.

Cracking Christmas Card
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You know what your friend really needs this Christmas and no, it's not a neck massager! Make her Christmas wish come true with this hilarious Whale & Bird design.

A Rabbit Card
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Just not on an open fire ok?! Get your boyfriend excited for the festivities and let him know he's a total snack with this naughty Christmas card by Scribbler.

Boyfriend Give Nuts A Good Roasting Card
So, there can be something better that Christmas! Send this hilarious Dean Morris card to someone who's got their priorities straight.

Fat Cock Card
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Santa's workshop seems like a very hands-on place! Send this alternative Scribbler card to someone special this Christmas.

I Touch My Elf Card
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Just because it's Christmas, there's no need to go all soppy on us. Send a seasonal message to your favourite dickhead with this card by Scribbler.

Oi Dickface Card
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Muffin is awfully hostile for such a cute looking dog! Let them know Muffin doesn't wish them a Merry Christmas with this silly Do Something David card.

This Is Muffin Card
Urgh not f*cking Rudolph again, what have we told you about that?! Send this rude Christmas card by Tillovision to another horny b*stard.

Here's Your Christmas Card
Cheeky/rude Christmas card featuring everyone's favorite reindeer Rudolph!

Rude-Olph Card

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