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Say no to bog-standard and boring, spit in the face of traditional and get ready to usher in a new era of greeting cards. Scribbler is proud to be home to the rudest and funniest cards around and you can find our entire collection right here, so you don’t miss a thing!

This selection includes our Birthday, Anniversary and Thinking of You cards, as well as seasonal must-haves like Father's Day,  Christmas and Valentine's cards. Browse hundreds of unique designs for every possible occasion and find that perfect card to surprise and delight the one you love.

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Jodie has been done a massive disservice with this design but it's hilarious none the less. Maybe a future Villanelle disguise? A Killing Eve fan will be obsessed with this Quite Good Birthday card.

Jodie Combover Card
Another amazing celebrity pun Birthday card from the awesome designers at Quite Good Birthday cards! We don't know who would be more offended, Bono or Helena Bonham Carter!

Helena Bono Carter Card
Another amazing celebrity pun Birthday card from the awesome designers at Quite Good Birthday cards! We would all keep this little cutie as a pet if we could!

Ryan Gosling Card
Another amazing celebrity pun card from the awesome designers at Quite Good Cards! Have an Elfish Presley Christmas with this instant classic.

Elfish Presley Card
Wayne's officially retired as a player and become a Deliveroo rider instead, you heard it here first kids! Now get peddling, I'm starving... Designed by Quite Good Birthday cards.

Deliveroo Card
Funny celebrity inspired birthday card with a humours punny twist. Featuring singer and actress Barbra Streisand cutting hair.

Barber Streisand Card
If you know someone who loves his tache and is well a bit of a twat, then surely this is the perfect Birthday card for him.

Tash Twat Card
Any chance of extra time? Let's ask Klopp. Funny design by Quite Good Birthday cards.

Jurgen Clock Card
The rumour is he'd move to Germany for her... F*ck the haters, they really are the greatest power couple! Designed by Quite Good Anniversary cards.

Meghan Merkel Card
Royal Mail will be much better now they've got help from Post Malone! Send your congratulations via this first class design by Quite Good Birthday cards.

Post Malone Card
Another amazing celebrity pun Birthday card from the awesome designers at Quite Good Birthday cards! The legend that is Harrison Ford gets a duplicate and becomes 'Comparison Ford'.

Comparison Ford Card
If you love the rude humour of the Quite Good Cards. Why not wish that friend or family member a shit Birthday!

I Hope Your Birthday Is Shit Card
The perfect Christmas Birthday card for fans of the King!

Elfish Presley Card
Behold! A stained glass masterpiece that transcends mere art. A willy, bathed in celestial light. Why? Well life's too short not to celebrate the sacred and the silly.

Willy Worship Card
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Not all Dads get the recognition they deserve. Let him knows he's not alone, even Liam needs-some attention too!

Taken For Granted Card
To your best friend, soulmate, other half. You may live in each other's pockets but you should still give them this funny birthday design by Quite Good Cards.

More Than My Fucking Eyelids Card
Best-selling author by day, aspiring gymnast by night! JK knows how to get the party started.

Jk Rolling Card
Except thankfully, unlike Brexit, you're only waiting to give birth for 9 months and not roughly 4 years and counting. Pregnancy design by Quite Good Baby Shower cards.

Happy Pregxit Card
Doesn't he look good mid field? Send the Assist King to play for Scatterbrook Farm with this funny Quite Good Birthday card.

Ozil Gummidge Card
X marks the spot so this card must include a hidden treasure. A Valentine's or birthday card designed by Quite Good Cards.

Big Kiss Card
Scaramouche Scaramouche will you do the Fandango? Even Her Majesty loves to belt out a bit of Queen every now and then so send this amazing Quite Good Birthday card.

Queen Card
Even in low-res the beauty of J-Lo shines! Another puntastic Birthday card from Quite Good Birthday cards.

Jennifer Low-Res Card
Another amazing celebrity pun Birthday card from the awesome designers at Quite Good Birthday cards. This time making Eminem look like the legends Yellow or Red.

M&M Card
If you are looking for a Christmas card that tells it like it is, then this Christmas card will be right up your street.

I Hope Your Christmas Is Shit Card

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