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Say no to bog-standard and boring, spit in the face of traditional and get ready to usher in a new era of greeting cards. Scribbler is proud to be home to the rudest and funniest cards around and you can find our entire collection right here, so you don’t miss a thing!

This selection includes our Birthday, Anniversary and Thinking of You cards, as well as seasonal must-haves like Father's Day,  Christmas and Valentine's cards. Browse hundreds of unique designs for every possible occasion and find that perfect card to surprise and delight the one you love.

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Love running deeper for your partner than for your love of complicated carbs? Show your husband, wife, boyfriend, girlfriend or significant other how much you care about this with this adorable illustrated valentines and anniversary card, featuring a cat loaf. Because cats and bread. What is not to love?

Loaf You Card
This funny Christmas card makes light heart of the miraculous conception story. Did she or didn't she? Was she really the virgin Mary? And how did she convince Joseph she was if she wasnt!? We're not putting this card out there to offend anyone, just to add some science questions to the whole festive story. At least, we think its a good point of discussion for the Christmas holiday season.

Miraculous Conception Card
Wish someone a Happy 9th Birthday with this cute card

9th Birthday Card
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This funny new home card featuring a fancy French frog is ideal for your sophisticated friend who has just received the keys to their new home.

New Pad Card
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Your favourite co-worker celebrating a work anniversary? Let them know they're an absolute legend with this fun office themed card.

Best Co-Worker Ever Card
Another year older, another year wiser? I guess we'll see! A perfect Lucy Maggie card for someone's birthday bash.

Shake Your Tits Card
Celebrate your eternal youth and put off adult responsibilities for at least another year with this funny Lucy Maggie birthday design.

Excessive Drinking Card
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This funny card design features a dad who is completely hogging the TV, remote in hand, only thing missing is a beer! Send this Father's Day card and let dad know it is time for YOU to choose the channel for once.

TV Hogger Card
They're on fire! Let a loved one know they're the absolute bomb with this Lucy Maggie card that's perfect for saying congrats.

Dynamite Card
Having a baby is a massive deal! Warn them of all the sleepless nights and dirty nappies with this brilliant Lucy Maggie card.

Holy Shit You're Having A Baby Card
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This birthday card is super cute and beautifully illustrated, and is the perfect card to send to those who are still looking and acting youthful, despite being another year older. Featuring the text 'Happy birthday you radiant fountain of youth', this deaign is positive, colourful, motivational and uplifting.

Fountain Of Youth Card
Know a smart cookie who just graduated? Celebrate their achievements with this cute and funny fortune cookie card to remind them of the struggles of adulting that will come

Smart Cookie Card
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This card features a pale orange autumnal scene wishing the addressee a "Happy Halloween" in a crooked black font. This holiday card is perfect for the spooky season, and features a sweet cartoon skull, pumpkin, bat silhouettes, full moon cast in an orange light, a medley of orange, brown and coral pink leaves, and a black cat looking terrified at the sight of his own ghost. Black cats might be unlucky for some, but definitely not for us!

Happy Halloween Card
At what age does maturity hit? Send this rude Lucy Maggie Birthday card to someone who's turning another year older but is sadly still the same old bellend.

Still A Bellend Card
Send to all the jawsome people you know

Jawsome Card
Adorable illustrated card featuring the most loving kitten who's beaming with love for his mummy. Perfect card for Mother's Day!

I Love My Mummy Card
Mam, dad, brother, sister, cousin, or bestie just got married? This card is perfect for celebrating any happy pretzel loving couple who have just tied the knot. Congratulations to the brand new Mrs and Mr!

Pretzel Card
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This cute chin up buttercup card is the perfect way to let a friend know that you are thinking of them and to encourage them to keep positive.

Chin Up Buttercup Card
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This funny cute jelly card is perfect for that friend who is freaking out about getting older. Tell them to calm down and not to wobble with this humorous simple illustrated card in pink and orange.

Wobble Card
Let your mother know becoming her wouldn't be a bad thing with this Birthday card from Lucy Maggie.

Badass Women In Existence Card
Treat them to this brilliant Sympathy card by Lucy Maggie Designs and make their day!

Daisies Card
We can't all be the hare in life, but if you've been a bit of a tortoise and forgotten to send a birthday card to your bestie, mum, dad, sister or brother, we've got you covered with this Birthday Belated card. Better late than never, my friend!

Late Card
funky cat-themed everyday card

Crazy Cat Card
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This funny Barbie movie birthday card features Ken in his I am Kenough hoody and iconic hairband with the text 'Sending you Birthday Kenergy'

Birthday Kenergy Card

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