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Say no to bog-standard and boring, spit in the face of traditional and get ready to usher in a new era of greeting cards. Scribbler is proud to be home to the rudest and funniest cards around and you can find our entire collection right here, so you don’t miss a thing!

This selection includes our Birthday, Anniversary and Thinking of You cards, as well as seasonal must-haves like Father's Day,  Christmas and Valentine's cards. Browse hundreds of unique designs for every possible occasion and find that perfect card to surprise and delight the one you love.

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This funny Valentine's card features a seagull who has stolen some chips at the seaside, making use of the Finding Nemo seagull joke 'Mine! Mine', this card says 'I love you' in a unique, quirky way. The phrase on the front of the card says 'You're Mine Mine Mine!'.

Funny Seagull Mine Chips Valentine's Card
We like to think she was just so distraught when you moved out, the only thing that could come close to filling the you-shaped hole in her life was the cat. Mother's Day design by Lucy Maggie.

Even Though You Replaced Me Cat Card
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This Father's Day card is perfect for showing your admiration for Dad. Let Dad know you think he is the best - better than all the rest - this year with this funny, heartfelt card.

My Dad's Better Card
Send this rude graduation design to a certified bellend - they've even got the diploma to prove it! Designed by Lucy Maggie.

Clever Little Dickhead Card
Congratulate the most boujee couple on their nuptials and thank them for the free bar! Wedding design by Lucy Maggie.

Most Expensive Party Ever Card
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This funny minimal illustrated card features a lady topping her tiny christmas tree with a star. She's wearing a red puffa jacket to keep out the cold, and supports festive snowman earrings. With the text 'Fa la la la la!'

Fa La La Card
We like to think she was just so distraught when you moved out, the only thing that could come close to filling the you-shaped hole in her life was the dog. Mother's Day design by Lucy Maggie.

Even Though You Replaced Me Dog Card
The perfect Lucy Maggie card for saving money and saying Happy Birthday from the whole pack, whether it's for your friend or your parent!

Remembered Card
The retro vibes on this cute tamagotchi new baby girl card are too much! Perfect for late 80s and 90s babies who remember their digital pets all too well. Babies are much harder than tamagotchis, it is no lie, but its fun to add a touch of humour to an otherwise incredibly overwhelming situation!

Tamagotchi Girl Card
Wish your loved one a happy Father's Day with this card by Lucy Maggie Designs.

Nessa Card
Maybe you've got a pal who always gets her tits out after a couple of drinks? The perfect Lucy Maggie birthday card for your breast friend.

Stay On Your Breast Behaviour Card
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Celebrate Easter with this fun design! Featuring 2 adorable fried eggs waving around pom poms in celebration of the spring holiday.

Egg Cheerleaders Card
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This funny Valentine's card - or general love and appreciation card for any day of the year - features a winking chilli pepper and the phrase 'hot damn'. The minimal style and bold colours is guaranteed to stand out! Show that special someone how much you care.

Chilli Hot Damn Card
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This funny Christmas card features a cheeky cat who's climbed up the Christmas tree! He's surrounded by fairy lights and looks rather pleased with himself. With the text 'Happy Catmas'

Happy Catmas Card
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Catmas Card. Send your friend this Art Christmas card by Lucy Maggie Designs

Catmas Card
Don't be that friend that compares your dog to having a baby. Just don't. Acknowledge their struggle with this new baby design by Lucy Maggie.

Babies Like Pets But Harder Card
In the words of the #iconic #Moss from the IT Crowd (and celebrating the fantastic acting of comedian #Richard #Ayoade), 'Happy Mother #Flippin' Birthday! If you have a #mate that's a fan of this #classic #tv #series, then this funny card is the perfect way for you to help them #celebrate their birthday. #theITcrowd #funny #birthdaycard #birthdaycarddesign #celebrity

Moss Birthday Card
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This funny gaming king father's day card is perfect for the fifa, xbox or nintendo fan out there. If dad always beats you on the games console, this is the one for him!

Gaming King Card
Nothing says Happy Birthday quite like a balloon penis, am I right? Send this cheeky Lucy Maggie design to someone who's never growing up.

Definitely Not Wiser Card
Treat them to this brilliant New Job card by Lucy Maggie Designs and make their day!

New Job Collage Card
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Don't stop me now, I am having such a good time, I'm having a ball... said all the kids before they were dragged home kicking and screaming. Not Freddie though. This legend parties on through his iconic music, making birthday's everywhere something to truly celebrate. Put on your dancing shoes. Get your Queen on. Let's party!

Freddie Mercury Card
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This beautiful illustrated feminist card is perfect for showing love, appreciation and friendship. Featuring an unclothed women surrounded by stars, planets and other celestial objects, this on-trend, vibrant and striking contemporary card design is ideal for your bestie, mum or sister.

Universally Card
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Jumping on board the Jenner - Kardashian train with this iconic Kris Jenner celebrity greeting card. Featuring the words 'You're doing amazing, sweetie', this funny card will have your Kardashian-crazed bestie smiling away. Show your best friend you're thinking of them. Send them this cute card.

Kris Jenner Galentine's Card
cat themed Halloween card

Happy Halloween Card

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