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Say no to bog-standard and boring, spit in the face of traditional and get ready to usher in a new era of greeting cards. Scribbler is proud to be home to the rudest and funniest cards around and you can find our entire collection right here, so you don’t miss a thing!

This selection includes our Birthday, Anniversary and Thinking of You cards, as well as seasonal must-haves like Father's Day,  Christmas and Valentine's cards. Browse hundreds of unique designs for every possible occasion and find that perfect card to surprise and delight the one you love.

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Even superheroes have bad days once in a while! Wolverine stuck in a cat flap, as requested by Jeff Stubbs. Hilarious Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images, perfect for any Marvel fan.

Wolverine Stuck In Cat Flap Card
Sonic the Hedgehog on crutches, drowing his sorrows having completely ruined his knees after 26 years of high impact running, as requested by David Sinclair. Hilarious Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Washed Up Sonic Card
Ah, they've finally admitted it's love! Ant and Dec getting married, as requested by Rick Neary. Hilarious Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Mr & Mrs Ant & Dec Card
No one wants a sad bottom! Send this hilariously cheeky and totally real (we hope) street sign to give someone a good laugh. Designed by Lesser Spotted.

Happy Bottom Card
He's looking a bit shaken up there! Roger Moore's James Bond having a grand reunion party with all his villains, as requested by Josman Tickle. Hilarious Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Roger Moore Reunion Party Card
Sounds right up their street? Send this hilariously rude and totally real (we hope) road sign to point out a twatt in the vicinity. Designed by Lesser Spotted.

Twatt This Way Card
Postman Pat meets Breaking Bad, in which Pat is diagnosed with lung cancer and starts cooking meth in his van, as requested by Joe Badham. Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

The One Who Knocks Twice Card
A Bez Dispenser, as requested by Paul Stevens. Hilarious Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images that any music lover will appreciate.

Bez Dispenser Card
Ainsley Harriott: Son of God, as requested by Stephen Savage. Nigella is Judas, make of that what you will. Hilarious Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Ainsley Harriott Son Of God Card
Reservoir Dogs end scene parody, as requested by Matt. Hilarious Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images, perfect for any classic film buff.

Reservoir Toys Card
Dunno how that happened, I just came for my Frazzles. Count Orlok from Nosferatu awkwardly awaiting assistance at a Tesco self service checkout, as requested by Leigh Lewis. Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Unexpected Item Card
Black is the new orange. Mick Jagger disappointing customers at the paint mixing station in B&Q by matching every colour as black, as requested by Jack Davis. Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Paint It Black Card
The real nightmare before Christmas: Bono dressed as Santa Claus, shoving U2 CDs down chimneys, as requested by James Smith. Hilarious Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Dear Bono Card
Sir David Attenborough battling the dark lord, Cthulhu during the filming of Blue Planet, as requested by Jim Taylor. Brilliant Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Sir David Vs Cthulhu Card
Father Ted's peaceful 18 years in heaven being disturbed by the arrival of Father Jack and glasses stealing crows, as requested by James Sheppard. Funny Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Father Ted Card
The true meaning of Christmas, as requested by Nicola Hine. Which clearly is a dinosaur nativity featuring Ainsley Harriott as Jesus Christ, obvs. Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

True Meaning Of Xmas Card
The road to heaven? Send this delicious sounding and totally real (we hope) road sign to point a fry up lover in the right direction. Designed by Lesser Spotted.

Fryup This Way Card
Elmo wasn't a fan of Death Valley... Bert and Ernie take a Fear and Loathing style trip to Las Vegas, as requested by Sam Richards. Hilarious Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Bat Country Card
Lover's lane? It must be a sign! Send this hilariously cute and totally real (we hope) town name to someone who's right up your street. Designed by Lesser Spotted.

It's A Sign Lover Card
Santa Claus reluctantly executing an elf over a trench of dead elves because someone mentioned Christmas before advent, as requested by John Beacroft-Mitchell. Just don't do it! Dark Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Elf Cull Card
Holidays are coming! Mad Max protecting the Coca Cola Christmas truck from assault by competing soft drink providers, as requested by Jamie Baynham. Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Mad Max Cola Card
Various iconic Christmas film characters having Christmas dinner together whilst John McClane solemnly watches through the window, as requested by Benjamin Allen. Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

A Lovely Christmas Dinner Card
Predator and Alien skipping down the beach, hand in hand, as requested by Matthew Hawkins. Hilarious Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images, the perfect Anniversary card for any Sci-fi fan.

Alien Heart Predator Card
A family of Christmas trees decorating a terrified looking B&Q employee, as requested by Nicholas Chuter. The perfectly dark, Jim'll Paint It Christmas card by Lesser Spotted Images.

B&Q Xmas Card

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