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Say no to bog-standard and boring, spit in the face of traditional and get ready to usher in a new era of greeting cards. Scribbler is proud to be home to the rudest and funniest cards around and you can find our entire collection right here, so you don’t miss a thing!

This selection includes our Birthday, Anniversary and Thinking of You cards, as well as seasonal must-haves like Father's Day,  Christmas and Valentine's cards. Browse hundreds of unique designs for every possible occasion and find that perfect card to surprise and delight the one you love.

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The beard suits them so well though! Send this Christmas card by Do Something David to someone who would dress their perfect pooch!

Take This Shit Off Me Now Card
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This adorable panda wouldn't lie! Whatever you do, PLEASE don't accidentally buy this Do Something David card for your baby niece on her birthday.

Motherfucking Piece Of Shit Card
Oh come let us manure him! Update the school nativity play for the 21st Century and teach the kids some science while you're at it. Funny Christmas design by Do Something David.

Growing Him Hydroponically Card
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Got a family member who doesn't know when to call it a night? Then send them this hilarious Christmas card by Do Something David.

Four Words Card
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A birthday card by Do Something David for someone who's a permanent resident of fantasy island. Give them this and they'll probably think you fancy them.

Therapy Card
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Hmm, if the elf clothes fit, wear them! Send someone this adorable Christmas card by Do Something David and make them go awww.

I Am Not A Fucking Elf Card
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At least she knows what she wants! Tell grandma not to bother with the knitting, they want cold hard cash this year with this naughty Christmas card by Do Something David.

I Want Cash Card
Snacking is one of life's joys don't ever let anyone take that away from you! A birthday Anniversary card designed by Do Something David.

So I Don't Snack Card
A Birthday card perfect for your best friend or worst enemy, let them know no one cares about their latest news with this Birthday card designed by Do Something David.

No One Cares Card
What the f*ck Joseph, you're saying this isn't from M&S? I hope they kept the receipt, what do we want bloody Mhyrr for anyway? Funny Christmas card by Do Something David.

Not Just Any Mhyrr Card
A card that your mum would have loved to give you when you were younger to remind you of what a pain you were! A card designed by Do something David.

Big Disappointment Card
It's never too late to get rid of it, just think Bruce Wayne was an orphan and he turned out fine! A new baby card designed by Do Something David.

New Baby Card
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Show your mate the "After" picture of what they can expect to look like at the end of their birthday this year. Designed by Do Something David.

Let's Get Fucked Up Card
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Hasn't this year been hard enough? Let them have another year believing in Santa with this Christmas card by Do Something David.

No That's Next Year Card
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Having a drink at the end of the day is a parental right. Show your partner that you know where their priorities really lie on their birthday with this Do Something David card.

I Said Children Card
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Introducing the Snack Cone: for someone who can't watch TV without polishing off a share bag. But once you've opened it, you can't not finish it, right?! Designed by Do Something David.

So I Don't Snack Card
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Who would have thought that a birthday card so deceptively innocent looking could be so rude? Why not send this Do Something David design to a sibling and let them know they stink.

You Fucking Stink Card
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The food is a real fun part of Christmas! Let everyone know how you feel with this cute Christmas card by Do Something David.

But I Do Like The Food Card
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What do they want a gold star or something? Bring some sarcasm to the party with this birthday card by Do Something David.

Another Big Achievement Card
You got them their dream present but the unicorn didn't shit gold so what even was the point? A birthday card designed by Do Something David.

Bought You A Unicorn Card
Next Time: Come Dine With Me with Jesus and his disciples... If they're a sucker for trash daytime telly, make them laugh with this Do Something David design.

Yes To The Dress Card
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Send this Do Something David card to a brutally honest friend who you dread buying Birthday presents for. A gift voucher it is then!

Extremely Gracious Birthday Card
Congratulate them on yet another birthday to add to their ever-growing collection with this card designed by Do Something David.

So Fucking Old Card
If you got rid of them back then you wouldn't have to buy them a card every year, damn them missed opportunities. A birthday card designed by Do Something David.

Happy Birthday Brother Card

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