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Say no to bog-standard and boring, spit in the face of traditional and get ready to usher in a new era of greeting cards. Scribbler is proud to be home to the rudest and funniest cards around and you can find our entire collection right here, so you don’t miss a thing!

This selection includes our Birthday, Anniversary and Thinking of You cards, as well as seasonal must-haves like Father's Day,  Christmas and Valentine's cards. Browse hundreds of unique designs for every possible occasion and find that perfect card to surprise and delight the one you love.

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If this was every babies mission literally all of them would succeed. A new baby card designed by Do Something David.

New Baby Card
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Got a family member who doesn't know when to call it a night? Then send them this hilarious Christmas card by Do Something David.

Four Words Card
It's never too late to get rid of it, just think Bruce Wayne was an orphan and he turned out fine! A new baby card designed by Do Something David.

New Baby Card
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When the one perk to turning another year older has to be shared with everyone you know? Give this Do Something David Birthday card to someone who just wants cake to get them through this difficult time.

Have The Cake On Her Own Card
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What is myrrh anyway? Not sure how happy Mary is going to be with that! Send someone this cheeky Christmas card by Do Something David and make them smile.

Tough Delivery Card
And she calls it Clap For C*nts! Thank him for spending 24/7 at home and still managing to do the bare minimum with this funny Do Something David card.

Slow Claps Card
If you got rid of them back then you wouldn't have to buy them a card every year, damn them missed opportunities. A birthday card designed by Do Something David.

Happy Birthday Brother Card
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For that slightly obsessive friend who's always trying a new diet to lose weight. Remind them not to take it TOO far with this Birthday card by Do Something David.

Target Weight Card
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The beard suits them so well though! Send this Christmas card by Do Something David to someone who would dress their perfect pooch!

Take This Shit Off Me Now Card
Oh come let us manure him! Update the school nativity play for the 21st Century and teach the kids some science while you're at it. Funny Christmas design by Do Something David.

Growing Him Hydroponically Card
Next Time: Come Dine With Me with Jesus and his disciples... If they're a sucker for trash daytime telly, make them laugh with this Do Something David design.

Yes To The Dress Card
At least wait until after your birthday to admit you have a problem, because then you can at least enjoy your day. A birthday card designed by Do Something David.

Ruin Your Birthday Card
Who doesn't like to celebrate an occasion by forcing a panda to drink prosecco! Just us?? A congratulations Birthday card designed by Do Something David.

Fuck Yeah Card
Not only would they be the mayor they would be the government the police force and the civilians! A birthday card designed by Do Something David.

Town Called Cock Card
They have reached the point where they do not deserve anymore presents Birthday cards however are a different story! A Birthday card designed by Do Something David.

No Present This Year Card
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Muffin is awfully hostile for such a cute looking dog! Let them know Muffin doesn't wish them a Merry Christmas with this silly Do Something David card.

This Is Muffin Card
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The perfect Do Something David card to give to your loving wife, who conveniently made plans with the girls for her birthday and left you with the kids. Thanks love.

Going Out Card
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Send this Do Something David card to a brutally honest friend who you dread buying Birthday presents for. A gift voucher it is then!

Extremely Gracious Birthday Card
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Send someone this silly Christmas card by Do Something David, if they've forgotten the real meaning of Christmas.

Sit Together Card
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Looks like Gran needs a little pick-me-up when visiting the family! Send this naughty Do Something David to show how you plan on livening things up!

This Looks Shit Card
Gary Christ, our Lord and Saviour? Doesn't really have the same ring to it does it? Send this Do Something David Christmas card to your favourite Gary.

Looks Like A Gary To Me Card
Five days after Christmas when the Turkey's still going strong... Send some leftover laughs with this Do Something David design.

Turkey Sandwich Card
Yeah, sorry Mary, it maybe the latest Instagram trend but the cows don't look too keen either and they're the one's who'll have to live with it! Christmas design by Do Something David.

Gonna Scare The Kid Card
Remind them that they are not one of the lucky ones that found the fountain of eternal youth with this birthday card designed by Do Something David.

Some People Don't Age Card

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