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Say no to bog-standard and boring, spit in the face of traditional and get ready to usher in a new era of greeting cards. Scribbler is proud to be home to the rudest and funniest cards around and you can find our entire collection right here, so you don’t miss a thing!

This selection includes our Birthday, Anniversary and Thinking of You cards, as well as seasonal must-haves like Father's Day,  Christmas and Valentine's cards. Browse hundreds of unique designs for every possible occasion and find that perfect card to surprise and delight the one you love.

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So that's what Dad stands for! Say Happy Father's Day to your beer-loving Dad with this Dean Morris card.

Drunk And Disorderly Card
Possibly one of the only benefits of getting old is you probably don't need to remember all the rubbish

The Older I Get The Less I Give A Fuck Card
Ever get that feeling at work? I think we all do. Know someone who hates their job? Then you might need to get a few of the Dean Morris New Job cards!

File Fuck It Card
Send this silly Dean Morris Birthday card to any friends who fart too much!

Good Fart Card
OMG! You Guys Are So Cute Together. A fantastically bright Dean Morris card for the happy couple, especially if you're ambivalent about them. Perfect for an engagement wedding or anniversary.

So Cute Together Card
Let's be real, we've all made that face. Let them know you've seen theirs with this hilarious Birthday card by Dean Morris.

Satisfying Fart Card
Gin and wine - possibly the two best words in the English language and the only ones making note of in a conversation! Send this brilliant Dean Morris Birthday card on any occasion.

Blah Blah Gin Card
Mums around the country are saying if only Alexa could do that. Sales would go through the roof!

Alexa, Make My Children Disappear Card
This Dean Morris Mother's Day card is perfect if you used to be a cheeky little git and drove your mum nuts, but now have your own kids and understand the full horror.

I Used To Have My Sanity Card
Aren't they gone already? Send this Dean Morris card to someone who can take a good joke!

5 Minutes Card
Here's a very rude birthday to make the recipient feel incredibly special.

Birthday Card Especially For
Send this silly Dean Morris on their birthday and make them laugh!

Big Gay Card
Send this Dean Morris card to your favourite ho this Christmas.

Big Ho Ho Ho Card
Here's a fabulous proud card for your proud friends

Proud As Fuck Card
I Really Love You. Oh, And You're A Great Shag. A truthful anniversary or Valentine's card for your husband, wife, girlfriend or boyfriend. The good vibes will let you coast for months after this Dean Morris card.

Great Shag Card
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Beer over everything, always. Even the environment, sorry! Encourage a serious and principled friend to let loose with this Dean Morris photo upload design.

Fuck The Enviroment Photo Upload Card
It's a real skill to feign happiness at unwanted Christmas presents. These two are completely rubbish at it but when you're together honesty is often much more refreshing.

Thanks I Hate It Card
Here's a jolly old birthday card for someone who's just blossomed into a fine man, well far better than the dick that they used to be. I'm sure they'll appreciate the sentiment.

Grown Into A Great Man Card
No doubt you will be the favourite after you give your mother this Dean Morris Mother's Day card.

Mummy Doesn't Have A Favourite Card
Let the alcohol flow and the drinking begin with this Dean Morris Birthday card.

Finally, 18 Card
We don't know what all the fuss is about. Send this Dean Morris card to someone and put a smile on their face on their birthday.

Dick With The Birthday Card
Are these really your life goals? Oh, OK! Each to their own, I guess. Send this hilarious Dean Morris Birthday card to someone with similar life goals.

Life Goals Card
I Like You A Lot Even If Everyone Else Thinks You're A Knob. Put your heart on your sleeve with this blunt but funny anniversary or Valentine's card from Dean Morris. Perfect for your boyfriend or husband who happens to be a knob.

Everyone Thinks You're A Knob Card
Send this funny Dean Morris Birthday card to anyone who's assets may have headed south... but make sure they have a sense of humour.

Saggy Tits Card

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