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Say no to bog-standard and boring, spit in the face of traditional and get ready to usher in a new era of greeting cards. Scribbler is proud to be home to the rudest and funniest cards around and you can find our entire collection right here, so you don’t miss a thing!

This selection includes our Birthday, Anniversary and Thinking of You cards, as well as seasonal must-haves like Father's Day,  Christmas and Valentine's cards. Browse hundreds of unique designs for every possible occasion and find that perfect card to surprise and delight the one you love.

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Proof Men Should Not Buy Clothes, by Dean Morris Birthday cards. If there was a test for a good fashion sense- these men would definitely fail. Send this Birthday card to the unfashionable gentleman in your life.

Proof Men Should Not Buy Clothes Card
Let them know he sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he's watching your every move with this Dean Morris Christmas card. Pretty sinister character if you ask us!

Santa's Watching You Card
Let them know that 60 is going to be super with this Dean Morris Birthday card.

Super 60 Card
Nothing says I love you like a box of chocolates, some roses and the C word, am I right? Keep it simple and classy this Valentine's Day with this Dean Morris design.

You Big C
Show her how much you love your Mum with this bright, heart-felt Birthday card from Dean Morris.

Wonderful Mum Card
Let them know they're still a dick with this brilliant Dean Morris Birthday card.

You're Still A Cock Card
Send this Dean Morris card to the happy couple on their wedding day.

Mr And Mr Card
This Dean Morris Birthday card doesn't really need a description. The picket sign says it all!

I Love Anal Card
Delightful same-sex Valentine's card by Dean Morris, complete with rainbows.

Happy Valentine's Gay Card
We've all got a special name for our best friend (there's one!) so instead of just sending a Christmas card to your friend, why not send it to them and their Candy Cane (and another!) too.

Merry Christmas To You And Your Card
Consider this birthday card a polite way of letting people they're getting a bit long in the tooth.

Lying About Your Age Funny Birthday Card
Say congrats to the happy couple on their big day with this Wedding card by Dean Morris.

Big Day Card
Add A Photo
This photo upload Birthday card is destined to be sent to an absolute belter, perfect for yer Scottish pals. Designed by Dean Morris.

Happy Birthday You Belter Photo Upload Card
Please don't make us question why Anniversary cards are even a thing because we may just start having an existential crisis. Valentine's design by Dean Morris.

Nothing Says I Love You Like Card
Is it possible to be both at the same time? The answer is yes with this Dean Morris Birthday card.

Total Legend Card
Send this hilarious Dean Morris Birthday card to someone who can take a good joke, especially if they really are a bellend!

The Man, The Myth, The Bellend Card
Ooh Look! You've Given Me A Huge Stiffy. Boner alert! Proceed with caution. A great Valentine's or anniversary card by Dean Morris for your girlfriend or wife. Send one to each to avoid mistakes.

Huge Stiffy Card
Honesty is always the best policy. How lucky that Dean Morris has the perfect Birthday card to explain your RSVP.

A Big Wank Card
No, she couldn't. Let the compliments overflow this Mother's Day with this Dean Morris Birthday card.

Mum Could You Be Any More Amazing? Card
Is this all they use Alexa for? I don't blame them. Just make sure she's not keeping count! Wish your friend a happy birthday with this brilliant card by Dean Morris.

Send Wine Card
Call them every name under the sun with this hilarious Dean Morris Birthday card!

Happy Birthday Options Card
Add A Photo
Know a Mabel? Add a photo to personalise this rude Dean Morris card and send to someone who likes to let their hair down at Christmas.

Mabel Flash Her Minge Card
If your lad has a beautiful way with words, get right on his level with this blunt Valentine's Anniversary card by Dean Morris.

You Had Me At Suck My Cock Card
Someone this damn sexy certainly deserves a Valentine's Card. Just who will you send it too?

I Love You You Sexy Beast Card

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