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Don't be shy we've all done it. Maybe don't be quite so enthusiastic as this merry bunch of OAP's though

Hands Up In The Pool Card
Give this Dean Morris card to someone even Santa thinks is a knob! They won't be so shocked when they receive a stocking full of coal at Christmas now.

You Sir Are A Knob Card
This rather rude Christmas card by Dean Morris is perfect for someone who's on the naughty list this year!

Vibrator Card
This is the perfect Birthday card from Dean Morris for a jack of all trades. He can do anything, and you like to let him.

Dad No One Like You Card
I'm Not Bored Of You Yet, by Dean Morris Anniversary cards.Who said romance is dead? Remind your other half that you can still stand them with this loving Anniversary card.

I'm Not Bored Of You Yet Card
Here's the perfect birthday card for anyone whose ever been on hold for ten minutes to Greensleeves.

Your Birthday Is Important To Us Birthday Card
Is it possible to be both at the same time? The answer is yes with this Dean Morris Birthday card.

Total Legend Card
All mums are perfect surely. Not sure all their offspring are. If you're one that isn't then here's a Birthday card for you.

Mum You're Perfect Card
They're a keeper if they can make your pussy wet! Send this Dean Morris card to your partner on Valentine's Day.

You Make My Pussy Wet Card
Dad You're A Fucking Legend. A praise-filled Father's Day or birthday card by Dean Morris for the man of the moment. Show him how proud of him you are today and every day.

Dad You're A Card
To mark Dean Morris Cards 20th Birthday, we've spoke to the man himself and he has this to say about that card: Occasionally when I find an image the punchline will sometimes present itself almost immediately. This best-selling card was definitely one of them and it's subsequently appeared on coasters, magnets, mugs, gift wrap and more. I think this cat speaks for all cats

This Cat Card
Valentine's Day is the perfect time to start dropping some compliments for extra brownie points. A beautiful smile and great tits should be a good place to start so, send this Dean Morris card.

Your Smile Card
Add A Photo
Isn't that all any girlfriends need? Sounds like the foundation for a great relationship and a bloody good night! Upload a photo and send this Dean Morris Birthday card to your bestie.

Gossip And Alcohol Card
This hilarious Dean Morris card is perfect for someone who loves a joke, especially on their birthday.

Camel Toe Card
This is the only opportunity in the year to boss her around. It's time for her to have a rest, so let her know in no uncertain terms with this Dean Morris Birthday card.

That's An Order Card
I may be reading too much into this, but I think s/he might just love you. Dean Morris Anniversary card clears things up.

Really Love You Card
Sit back down Jesus, this isn't your day! Oh, wait? Remind someone of the OG man at Christmas with this design by Dean Morris.

Totally Rock The Beard Thing Card
Alcohol goes in fun comes out! Send this Dean Morris card to someone who's definitely not staying sober this Christmas.

It's Christmas Card
Once you reach that certain age you can't be a dick anymore! So, send this Dean Morris Birthday card to someone who's still young enough to get away with it.

You're Young It's Ok To Be A Dick Card
Tell your partner you love them with this Dean Morris card, even if they're a bit of a knobhead!

Big Knob Head Card
I'm sure this year wasn't as bad as 2020 but it's nice and healthy to have a slightly realistic outlook. Or you might just be a pessimistic misery guts and you can send this Christmas card every year.

Another Shitty Year Card
Happy Father's Day From Your Little Shit. Attempt to make up for being an annoying little shit every other day of the year and give him a laugh with this Dean Morris Father's Day card. This blue Father's Day card says From Your Little Shit and has a drawing of a retro little girl.

Happy Father's Day From Your Little Shit Card
Well, we didn?t want to say anything? Send this Dean Morris card to your Dad on Father's Day and let him know how self-aware you are!

Like Son Card
This Santa Claus doesn't have a naughty or nice list, only a cool list. A hilariously rude Dean Morris Christmas card, perfect for a relaxed friend or family member.

This Christmas Card Is Rude Card

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