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Has your Dad cottoned on that you only ever call when you need money? Then thank him for being your personal cash point with this Dean Morris.

Borrow Money Card
Was this you last Saturday? Make them laugh with this hilarious Dean Morris Birthday card.

Off My Tits Card
Don't we all wish that we could go back to an era where Brexit, selfies and social media doesn't exist? Send this Dean Morris card to someone who's reliving the 80s in their own way on their birthday!

1980s Again Card
Send this funny Dean Morris Birthday card to anyone who's assets may have headed south... but make sure they have a sense of humour.

Saggy Tits Card
Well what is Valentine's Day really for, if not for that? Send this kinky card by Dean Morris this Valentine's.

Keep Kinky And Carry On Card
Send this card by Dean Morris to someone who's as gay as their birthday.

Hope Your Birthday Is As Gay As You Are Card
Probs best to toss it in the bin in that case! Say happy birthday with this hilarious Dean Morris card and let them know just because you're a vegan, you still have a damn good sense of humour.

Vegan Birthday Cake Card
Add A Photo
It's not really a family Christmas if you're not pissed the entire time though is it? Add a photo to personalise this Dean Morris design and remember the merry times of Christmases past!

Tis The Season To Get Trollied Card
Well Done, You Massive Swot. The fantastic Dean Morris card for a friend or family member who has just passed their exams: eleven plus, GCSEs, graduation or driving test - covers it all.

Massive Swot Card
This Dean Morris Birthday card doesn't really need a description. The picket sign says it all!

I Love Anal Card
How nice will it be to hear these words again. Let's never take going to the pub for granted again, especially with the old man

Dad, Fancy The Pub? Card
Make sure they know exactly what you think of them on their birthday with this card by Dean Morris.

Birthday Wanker Card
As soon as the Christmas season starts, you just want to scream yasssssssss! Say Merry Christmas with this silly Dean Morris card.

Yasss Xmasss Card
We don't know what all the fuss is about. Send this Dean Morris card to someone and put a smile on their face on their birthday.

Dick With The Birthday Card
This Dean Morris card is for the Mum's who can't get enough gin at Christmas!

Gin Dear Gin Card
Send this hilarious Dean Morris card and tell it like it is by wishing them a merry fucking Christmas.

Merry Fucking Christmas Card
We don't know what is more shocking - the use of profanities on a Christmas card or a talking cat with a green bow around its neck! Either way send this great Dean Morris card this Christmas.

Merry Fucking Christmas Card
Here's the perfect birthday card for the world's best arsehole, obviously.

World's Best Arsehole Card
Selective hearing is a common trait in the male species. You say drink, he hears blow job. This Dean Morris Birthday card is perfect for any occasion.

Blow Job Thanks Card
The most important question in working life at the moment. Forget hash-tag Me Too with this Dean Morris New Job card.

Porn Button Card
Whether you believe it or not, you can't argue with these guys! Send this card to a comedy fan on their birthday to let them know they're the winner of this poll by Dean Morris.

8 Out Of 10 Cats
Send this silly Dean Morris card to someone who loves a good joke at Christmas.

Ho Homo Card
To mark Dean Morris Cards 20th Birthday, we spoke to the man himself and he has this to say about that card: A little bit different to my usual humour but I'm always pleased I was the first the card company to use Keep Calm and Carry On on a greeting card. I certainly wasn't the last! I had permission from Barter Books who discovered the poster and the history of the poster was on the back of the original card.

Keep Calm Card
If this Christmas card doesn't make the festive period overly gay I don't know what will.

Yuletide Very Very Gay Christmas Card

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