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Old Fucker Card
The perfect card for an 'Old Fucker' offering advice on how to deal with people mocking their age. A perfect send for the people in your life so old they fart dust. Another hilariously rude card from … read more
Old Fucker Card - GB48
The perfect card for an 'Old Fucker' offering advice on how to deal with people mocking their age. A perfect send for the people in your life so old they fart dust. Another hilariously rude card from the new kids on the humour block fockcards.com.
IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW...
We've made the conscious decision for aesthetic and environmental reasons to print on matte instead of shiny card. These are easier to recycle and kinder to our planet! Cards bought from our online store are printed to order to allow for your personalisations so this is why they may look a little different to the ones sold in our shops.
Cards and gifts are sent separately. View our Delivery page for more details on Gift processing and delivery times.
FYI
Although we can guarantee a dispatch date, orders are not guaranteed to arrive for a specific date or occasion unless Special/Saturday Delivery is selected.
Delivery Option | Price | Delivery Time |
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UK First Class | Standard: £1.35 per address Large: £2.10 per address |
Royal Mail First Class currently takes up to 1-3 working days. |
UK Special Delivery | Standard: £4.99 per address Large: £4.99 per address |
Guaranteed next working day, if you place your order before 3pm Monday-Friday excluding UK Bank Holidays* A signature is required for this service, so make sure someone will be home! |
UK Saturday Delivery | Standard: £7.49 per address Large: £7.49 per address |
Guaranteed Saturday delivery, if you place your order before 3pm on Friday excluding UK Bank Holidays* A signature is required for this service, so make sure someone will be home! |
EU Airmail | Standard: £1.80 per address Large: £3.20 per address |
Royal Mail Airmail currently takes up to 3-5 working days to EU destinations.* |
Rest of World Airmail | Standard: £1.80 per address Large: £3.20 per address |
Royal Mail Airmail currently takes up to 5-7 working days to non-EU destinations.* |
*Please note that we cannot be held responsible for any delays caused by the Royal Mail.