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Say no to bog-standard and boring, spit in the face of traditional and get ready to usher in a new era of greeting cards. Scribbler is proud to be home to the rudest and funniest cards around and you can find our entire collection right here, so you don’t miss a thing!

This selection includes our Birthday, Anniversary and Thinking of You cards, as well as seasonal must-haves like Father's Day,  Christmas and Valentine's cards. Browse hundreds of unique designs for every possible occasion and find that perfect card to surprise and delight the one you love.

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Help them to celebrate their special day with this lovely, heartwarming Anniversary card.

Anniversary: Greatest Parents In The World Card
Those wonderful years deserve to be celebrated.

Sugar (6th) Anniversary Card - Six Wonderful Years Card
Send the sassy coffee lover in your life this card on their birthday, especially if you're one of the three people they actually like.

I Like Coffee And Maybe Three People Card
Those wonderful years should be celebrated.

Gold (50th) Anniversary Card - 50 Wonderful Years Card
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Send a cheeky smile on Valentine's Day or your anniversary to your significant other. But remember, a promise is a promise, even if it's only once a year!

Happy Blow Job Day Valentine's Day, Anniversary Card
A rather cute child's birthday card featuring a fairy and hearts.

Fairy 5th Birthday Card
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Put a smile on their wrinkly old face with this funny birthday card to help them celebrate their special day.

You're Gonna Outlive Us All Funny Birthday Card For Old People
Send this cute rabbit-themed Christmas card to a rabbit lover of any age.

Hoppy Christmas Card
Send a smile to your bestie when they're not feeling great and remind them that it could be worse!

Funny Get Well Card - At Least It's Not An STI
Those wonderful years deserve to be celebrated.

Wooden (5th) Anniversary Card - Five Wonderful Years Card
Send a smile to help alleviate the stress of their recent house move with this sarcastic and sassy new home card.

Congrats On The New Huge Mortgage! Card
A rather cute child's birthday card featuring a fairy and hearts.

Fairy 3rd Birthday Card
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Hopefully they won't wet themselves when they're laughing at the card you've sent them on their birthday, but it does what it says on the tin!

Wisdom And The Faint Smell Of Wee Card
Know someone who misbehaves at their own birthday party? Send them a smile with this topical and political birthday card featuring a grumpy Boris Johnson.

Boris Johnson: When All Your Mates Leave Card
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Remind your other half how they're your favourite on a very special day in the calendar.

Favourite Girlfriend Card
Send the cat lover in your life this adorable and cute Christmas card, wishing them a Meowy Christmas.

Meowy Christmas Card
Send a smile to their frail face with this hilarious birthday card and remind them how the ageing process really sucks.

Funny Old Age Birthday Card - It Sucks To Be Old
Send a punny smile at Easter to anyone with this eggcellent Easter card.

Have An Eggcellent Easter Card
Send this cute and adorable Easter card, perfect for children and the younger audience.

Easter Bunny Rabbits On A Hill Card
Celebrate his 3rd birthday with this cute pirate-themed card designed especially for boys.

3rd Birthday Pirate Card
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Remind your other half how they're your favourite on a very special day in the calendar.

Favourite Husband Card
A traditional and classic Christmas song inspired this card, suitable for pretty much anyone at Christmas.

A Partridge In A Pear Tree Card
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Send a very cheeky and flirty Valentine's Day card to her. Credit where credit's due and all that!

Funny, Rude I Love Your Tits Valentine's Day Card
For the allegedly old person in your life, this report is guaranteed to give them a smile - and it's much more entertaining than Sue Gray's report!

Party Office Investigation Report Card

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