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Rude Father's Day Cards

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It goes without saying- Where do you think you got it from? Celebrate Father's Day with this rude design by Filthy Sentiments.

My Dad But Still A Twat

I Love You Dad, You Old Fucker. A heart-warming, if rude, birthday or Father's Day card by Dean Morris for your beloved ageing daddy. He does already know that word, doesn't he?

Old Fucker

Grandad. There's nothing more thoughtful and effective than an acrostic poem at showing someone just what you think of them. We hope your Grandad feels really special when he receives this Scribbler Father's Day card. This yellow Father's Day card says Grandad.


Not everyone has a relationship where they can get soppy with their Father. If you're more comfortable exchanging insults, then forget Thank you and say Fuck You Dad with this Scribbler design.

Fuck You Dad

Be A Bad Parent, by Half Moon Bay. The perfect advice for any parent that can't wait to be free! Send this card to the bad parent in your life.

Be A Bad Parent

Put Your Feet Up Dad, You Lazy Git. This is his day for celebration and relaxation. No different to any other day, then. A brilliant Father's Day or birthday card for your idle dad, as long as he thinks you're joking.

Dad Lazy Git

Is your Dad broad-minded, or do you resent Father's Day and want to annoy him? This Scribbler card covers both.

Bad Ass Bitch

Use this card to tactfully suggest that maybe... just maybe, he's past the motorbike stage of his midlife crisis with this Brainbox Candy card.

Dad's Life

So, you weren't planned, take some reassurance that you were the strongest swimmer with this hilariously rude Father's Day card by Scribbler.

Your Pull Out Game Is Weak

All fathers are grumpy arseholes its just their characters. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Grumpy Old Arsehole

You Miserable Twat. Is your Dad as miserable as Ricky Gervais in Afterlife? Cheer him up with this rude Father's Day card by Scribbler. This blue Father's Day card says You Miserable Twat and has a drawing of Tony, Afterlife.

You Miserable Twat

Happy Father's Day Grandad. And hopefully the insults are too small for him to read! Just hide his glasses and tell him it says I love you or some BS. Father's Day design by Scribbler. This red card says Happy Father's Day Grandad.

Happy Father's Day Grandad

World's Greatest Farter, by Scribbler. If dad's are good at one thing, it's letting rip! Send this hilarious Father's Day card to make him chuckle.

World's Greatest Farter

Dad, Have A Beer. Like You Need An Excuse. There's always a reason to have a cheeky beer - didn't he teach you that one? A funny Father's Day or birthday card from Dean Morris for him.

Need An Excuse

If this is straight out of your Dad's crappy joke repertoire, then get your own back with this funny Father's Day design by Scribbler.

Your Jokes Are Shit

Happy Fucking Father's Day, by Scribbler. He taught you all the swear words you know so why not use them! Make him laugh with this hilariously rude Father's Day card.

Happy Fucking Father's Day

Add A Photo
Make sure your long-suffering Dad knows exactly where he stands this Father's Day: tomorrow business will resume as normal so he'd better make the most! Photo upload card by Scribbler.

King For The Day

Happy Father's Day Grandad. Give a special shoutout to your Grandad this Father's Day for being prehistoric but still always up for a laugh! Rude design by Scribbler.  This green Father's Day card says Grandad You Fucking Fossil.

Happy Father's Day Grandad

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