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When getting the kids to sleep needs further measures... This rude Anniversary card is from Forest Fr1ends and Whale & Bird.

Killer Clown Card

Whale And Bird

Dad You're A Fucking Legend. A praise-filled Father's Day or birthday card by Dean Morris for the man of the moment. Show him how proud of him you are today and every day.

Dad You're A Card

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Happy Father's Day Grandad. Give a special shoutout to your Grandad this Father's Day for being prehistoric but still always up for a laugh! Rude design by Scribbler. This green Father's Day card says Grandad You Fucking Fossil.

Happy Father's Day Grandad Card

Scribbler

Put Your Feet Up Dad, You Lazy Git. This is his day for celebration and relaxation. No different to any other day, then. A brilliant Father's Day or birthday card for your idle dad, as long as he thinks you're joking.

Dad Lazy Git Card

Dean Morris Cards

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Harsh but kinda true? If your dad's an ancient sack of shit, call him out on Father's Day with the help of this rude Scribbler design.

Happy Father's Day You Ancient Sack Of Shit Card

Scribbler

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If your dad is the president of the Grumpy Old Bastard's club, send him this cheeky Scribbler card on Father's Day.

Happy Father's Day You Grumpy Old Bastard Card

Scribbler

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Admit it, you're just like Dad! Make Dad laugh with this funny and honest Birthday card.

Like Father, Like Daughter Oh Shit Card

This is Awesome

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Treat Yourself Fatty, by Scribbler.You love him just about the same amount as he loves donuts! Send this cheeky card this Father's Day to make him chuckle.

Treat Yourself Fatty Card

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Got Mum Preggers, by Scribbler. It's worked out pretty well for you, that your dad got her up the duff! Send your thanks with this hilarious Father's Day card.

Got Mum Preggers Card

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World's Greatest Farter, by Scribbler. If dad's are good at one thing, it's letting rip! Send this hilarious Father's Day card to make him chuckle.

World's Greatest Farter Card

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Happy Fucking Father's Day, by Scribbler. He taught you all the swear words you know so why not use them! Make him laugh with this hilariously rude Father's Day card.<p> </p><p><strong>For Chocolate Cards</strong></p><p>Ingredients</p><p>Milk Chocolate (Sugar, Cocoa Butter, <strong>Whole Milk Powder</strong>, Cocoa Mass, Emulsifier: <strong>Soya</strong> Lecithin, Natural Vanilla Flavouring), White Chocolate (Sugar, Cocoa Butter, <strong>Whole Milk Powder,</strong> Emulsifier: <strong>Soya</strong> Lecithin, Natural Vanilla Flavouring), Dark Chocolate (Cocoa Mass, Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Emulsifier: <strong>Soya</strong> Lecithin, Natural Vanilla Flavouring). Milk Chocolate contains; cocoa solids 34% min, milk solids 22% min.</p><p>Allergens</p><p>For Allergens, see ingredients highlighted in <strong>bold</strong>. May contain traces of Peanuts & Tree Nuts. Store in a cool dry place away from direct sunlight.</p><p>Typical values per 100g</p><p>Energy 2312kJ/557kcal, Fat 35g, Of which Saturates 21.5g, Carbohydrates 52.6g, Of which Sugars 51.8g, Protein 6.9g, Salt 0.21g</p>

Happy Fucking Father's Day Card

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Absolutely no one wants to think about their Dad's balls. If you want to give yourself nightmares, send your Dad this revolting Father's Day card by Scribbler.

Thanks For Giving Me Life Card

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Send less of a Thank You Dad and more of a Fuck You Mum with this Scribbler Father's Day card.

I Guess It's Lucky Card

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Happy Father's Day Grandad. And hopefully the insults are too small for him to read! Just hide his glasses and tell him it says I love you or some BS. Father's Day design by Scribbler. This red card says Happy Father's Day Grandad.

Happy Father's Day Grandad Card

Scribbler

Kids are much more bearable when they are yours. A Father's Day card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Might Be Little Shits Card

Jeffrey & Janice

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Make your mum or dad laugh with this perfectly disgusting yet accurate analogy on parenthood. Designed by Scribbler.

Having Kids Is Like Having Diarrhea Card

Scribbler

Dad Thanks For Putting Up With All of My Shit, by Dean Morris Birthday cards. He literally cleaned up your poop - remember that. Send this heartfelt Birthday card to your dad this Father's Day.

Dad Thanks For Putting Up With All Of My Shit Card

Dean Morris Cards

Who Cares If I Didn't Come Out Of Your Balls. Say thank you to the Step Dad who's stepped up and been there for you where others may have fallen short. Father's Day design by Buddy Fernandez. This yellow Father's Day card says If I Didn't Come Out Of Your Balls.

Who Cares If I Didn't Come Out Of Your Balls Card

Buddy Fernandez

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If your dad's a wrinkly bastard, call him out on Father's Day with the help of this cheeky Scribbler design.

Happy Father's Day You Wrinkly Bastard Card

Scribbler

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Admit it, you're just like Dad! Make your Dad laugh with this funny Birthday card.

Like Father, Like Son Oh Shit Card

This is Awesome

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Send your dad a huge thank you this Father's Day. If he deserves a medal for putting up with all your shit, this is the card for him!

Thanks Putting Up With My Shit Dad Father's Day Card

Running With Scissors

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Is your Dad still not over that ending? Like Jon Snow, you know nothing - apart from the fact that he'll love this Game of Thrones inspired Father's Day card by Scribbler.

From Your Little Bastard Card

Scribbler

Happy Father's Day From Your Little Shit. Attempt to make up for being an annoying little shit every other day of the year and give him a laugh with this Dean Morris Father's Day card. This blue Father's Day card says From Your Little Shit and has a drawing of a retro little boy.

Happy Father's Day From Your Little Shit Card

Dean Morris Cards

Unfortunately wiping bums isn't an eye for an eye kind of deal. If he wiped your bum, it doesn't mean you'll be wiping his. Say it with this Dean Morris Father's Day card.

Wiped My Arse Card

Dean Morris Cards

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