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Rude Christmas Cards

Send one of our ridiculously rude Christmas cards and cement your spot on the naughty list! Choose the perfect insulting, explicit or highly offensive card to shock your friends & relatives and spice up the Christmas celebrations.
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Maybe you know someone who's partial to a classic Snowball cocktail at Christmas? Let's be honest, this is the kind of snowball fight that we can all get behind! Designed by How Funny.

Snowball Fight Card
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Send this Christmas card to a loved one

Erect Card
Wish someone a Merry Christmas with this card playing on the idea of Santa having a naughty list, but this naughty list contains some items you wouldn't want your mum seeing.

Santa's Naughty List Card
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Obviously!? Absolutely nothing rude or suggestive being insinuated here at all, get your mind out the gutter. Christmas design by Scribbler.

I'm Talking About Mittens Card
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Feeling naughty this year? Send this Scribbler card to your other half and ask him for a Christmas stuffing.

Stuff Me Card
I mean, who hasn't had a sex dream at some point? Surprise your friend and make them laugh. Christmas card by Card and Cake.

Sex Dream Christmas Card
Has your Grandad at that age where he thinks he can get away with anything? Send this Modern Toss Christmas card to someone who knows how you feel!

Christmas With Grandad Card
All it takes is a couple of egg nogs and she son her back. A Christmas card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Making Snow Angels Card
Say Merry Christmas to your favourite knobhead with this card by Dean Morris.

Merry Christmas Knob Head Card
Have you been naughty? Send flasher Santa to wish them a merry x-rated Christmas with this cheeky Redback design.

Happy Xxx Mas Card
Is that asking for too much? We don't think so. Send your Christmas wish list and see if Santa can fit it down the chimney. Designed by Redback.

Santa All I Want Card
There's always one. Pray that Brian has a lucky cracker friend in there with him and make someone laugh with this crude Christmas card by Tillovision.

Pulling Yourself Card
Deck the paws! For someone who gets their WHOLE family into the Christmas spirit. They can't say no but they can get their revenge? Christmas design by Tillovision.

Decorate Your Pets Card
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Send everyone's favourite Tiger King, Joe Exotic to wish them a roaring grrreat Christmas with this fun card by Nichola Cowdery.

Have A Bitchin Christmas Card
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Got a Gordon Ramsey type coming for Christmas? Then this hilarious Pedges Houseboat card is perfect for them.

Have A Fucking Raw Christmas Card
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Distract a human hoover long enough with this personalised Scribbler card so you can get to the Christmas pudding before them.

Christmas Pudding Card
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Cause a festive explosion and end Christmas with a bag! Add a name and send this personalised Scribbler design to a lucky someone.

The Only Cracker Card
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Feeling like you want a kinky Christmas this year? Send this photo upload personalised Scribbler Christmas card to your man so he knows the drill.

Only Man I Want Card
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Hide her glasses and if she asks you to read it out to her you can just omit the last part - she'll never know! Try your luck and send this cheeky Scribbler card to your Nanny at Christmas.

Christmas Nanny Card
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Who else thinks this kind of looks like a Christmas tree?! Make it a white Christmas no matter the weather forecast with this cheeky Scribbler card.

Santa Sack Card
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Said every person ever whilst doing the annual festive ritual of untangling the Christmas tree lights. Convey a whole mood with this rude Scribbler design.

Fuck Christmas Card
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Presents aren't everything at Christmas and that's probably a good job because they certainly won't be receiving any! Make them laugh and shatter their dreams with this Scribbler Christmas card.

Fuck All Express Card
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Send this Elf inspired Scribbler card to a Ninnymuggins as na?ve and innocent as Buddy and make sure they're not sitting on a throne of lies this Christmas.

Christmas Peep Show Card
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You go Glen Coco! Send this funny Scribbler card to your favourite Mean Girl and make sure they have a totally fetch and rockin' Christmas.

Merry Christmas You Fugly Slut Card

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