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Rude Birthday Cards

Want to make fun of a seriously old specimen with the rudest birthday card ever? You've come to the right place! Be warned: these offensive cards are not for the faint-hearted...

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He may be a fuck trumpet, but he's your fuck trumpet! Call out your husband with the help of this rude Scribbler birthday card.

Husband You Fuck Trumpet Card
They are finally at that age now where old as fuck is a fair thing to be calling them. Let them know just that with this Birthday card designed by Sweary Birthday card company.

Old As Fuck Card
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If your brother's a fucking twat, relish telling him on his birthday with the help of this rude Scribbler design.

Brother You Fucking Twat Card
If you're gonna say it say it with meaning! Happy Birthday Motherfucker!

Happy Birthday Motherfucker Card
Nip-slips didn't start with Janet Jackson. This Birthday card from Go La La is perfect for any belles in your life.

Belle Of The Ball Card
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Am I right girls?? This is why we have vibrators. Send this hilariously rude Dean Morris photo upload Birthday card to cheer up a friend.

I Love Penises Photo Upload Card
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This funny March birthday card features a cactus illustration and the phrase "Only pricks are born in March" on the front.

Prick March Birthday Card
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If you know a saggy ballbag, call them out on their birthday with the help of this rude Scribbler design.

Happy Birthday Saggy Ballbag Card
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Send birthday wishes to someone who is 100% that Bitch! ,

Happy Birthday Bitch Lizzo Card
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Love you bitch! A cheeky Welsh card perfect for a friend or loved one. Mid Mod Cards by Jennifer Finnigan Design.

Caru Ti Bitch Card
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That's a bloody long time! Celebrate fifty years with this rude Scribbler milestone design, ideal for a birthday or anniversary.

50 Fucking Years Card
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The library is offically open and you just got read to filth, honey! Like Davina De Campo, rock your signature look and get ready to party. Designed by Scribbler.

Like A Chucky Doll Card
Send this silly Dean Morris Birthday card to any friends who fart too much!

Good Fart Card
A rude and funny, age specific card for those in-between-y birthdays in your forties. Cynical 48th birthday card designed by Sassy Sarah.

48th Birthday Card
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Well, at least there's some pro-points to growing old - they're now chic AF. Let them know with this funny birthday card by Jeffrey & Janice.

Old Is The New Black Card
You can barely believe they're turning 30, so let them know how crazy it is with this 30th birthday card by Filthy Sentiments.

Holy Fuck You're 30 Card
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If your brother's an old codger, relish telling him on his birthday with the help of this rude Scribbler design.

Brother Old Codger Card
It was that time in the week when they liked to get the feather duster out and give things a good going over. Designed by Whale & Bird.

Barbara Was Ready To Dust Bernard's Bits Card
Send this Brainbox Candy Birthday card because this is the only time you'll able to call someone you know a Tart without them thinking you're way out of line. That's the plan anyway.

Happy Birthday You Old Tart Card
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Play around with this photo card by Scribbler and upload a photo and add text for their birthday!

Fuck You're Old Card
A rude and funny, age specific card for those in-between-y birthdays in your forties. Cynical 49th birthday card designed by Sassy Sarah.

49th Birthday Card
And she put all that effort into his cake. The little git deserves this Dean Morris Birthday card, so let him have it - right in the mush.

Go F**K Yourself Card
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If your dad's an old codger, relish telling him on his birthday with the help of this rude Scribbler design.

Dad You Old Codger Card
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When you're bored of scrolling through endless cards, this ones a solid go to.

Fuck It! This'll Do Card

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