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Rude Birthday Cards

Want to make fun of a seriously old specimen with the rudest birthday card ever? You've come to the right place! Be warned: these offensive cards are not for the faint-hearted...

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We love a celebration Birthday card that's straight to the point. Whatever the occasion, it calls for alcohol and a lot of it! Commemorate their drunken exploits with this Dean Morris photo upload Birthday card.

Let's Get Shitfaced Card

Make someone's day with this brilliant  Birthday card by Pink And Pip.

Ya Prick Card

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If your uncle's an old codger, relish telling him on his birthday with the help of this rude Scribbler design.

Uncle You Old Codger Card

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Your yoga-loving friend will love this Scribbler Birthday card.

Llamaste Card

Wish an insufferable shit a happy birthday with this Portico Designs cards, because after all, even they deserve nice birthdays.

Insufferable Shit Card

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Wish a happy birthday to a first class wanker with this rude photo upload design that'll ensure everybody knows! Designed by Dean Morris.

Happy Birthday Wanker Photo Upload Card

Let them know exactly what you think of them for being born in November - the worst of all the calendar months with this birthday card by Filthy Sentiments.

November Twat Card

Take your insults to a whole new level with this brilliant birthday card by Dean Morris.

Some Fuckwit Card

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