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Birthday Cards for Husband

Buy the perfect card for any occasion or individual here at Scribbler - send a funny, cheesy or downright rude card and make their day. Find exactly what you need with the filters above or search by designer for even more inspiration. If you order before 2pm, we'll dispatch on the same day too. Sorted!

For your hubby this birthday, send your love with this Whale and Bird fun pun card!

Hubby Birthday

Make his birthday special by serenading your husband the old fashioned way. Send him this beautiful Graphic Factory design, perfect for a music lover.

To My Darling Husband

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They're so lazy they aren't even going out for their birthday! A personalised card designed by Tache

You Lazy Twat

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A personalised birthday card for the person that's hot as fuck in your life! A card designed by Tache

You Are Hot As Fuck

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If you've landed yourself a filthy animal never let them go. A personalised card designed by Tache

You Filthy Animal

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No matter how long passes he will always be the king! A birthday card designed by Tache

Still The King

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For a birthday boy with one fine ass! Let him know you'll want a feel of it later, and no we don't mean his donkey? Personalised design by Jeffrey & Janice.

To You And Your Excellent Ass

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For a Dad so old he's got his arse permanently glued to his armchair. Personalised this Jeffrey & Janice birthday card to make his day!

Magnificent Old Bastard

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Send this personalised birthday card to a miserable old b*stard and see if he'll crack a smile. Maybe after the 7th drink? Designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Grumpy Fuckers Deserve A Card

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One day you're young and beautiful, and the next you're a couple of old bags sharing a bottle on the sofa. It happens to us all! Personalised birthday design by Jeffrey & Janice.

How The Fuck

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Time flies when you're pissing your life away! Have a drink and forget the realities of adulthood with this personalisable age birthday card by Jeffrey & Janice.

Shit's Starting To Get Real

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And you're still stuck with them! Make every year a milestone to celebrate (sort of) with this cheeky birthday card by personalising the age. Designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Years Of Being An Arsehole

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Show your mate the "After" picture of what they can expect to look like at the end of their birthday this year. Designed by Do Something David.

Let's Get Fucked Up

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This adorable panda wouldn't lie! Whatever you do, PLEASE don't accidentally buy this Do Something David card for your baby niece on her birthday.

Motherfucking Piece Of Shit

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Knock your mate down a few pegs with this Do Something David birthday card. Who can be mad at this adorable kitten?!

Wanker

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Who would have thought that a birthday card so deceptively innocent looking could be so rude? Why not send this Do Something David design to a sibling and let them know they stink.

You Fucking Stink

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A birthday card by Do Something David for someone who's a permanent resident of fantasy island. Give them this and they'll probably think you fancy them.

Therapy

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Remind you of anyone in particular? Keep someone grounded on their special day with this Do Something David design. We wouldn't want it to go to their head!

Saw This And Thought Of You

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Send this dinomite card to a pal you can't wait to get smashed-osaurus with on their birthday. Designed by Whale And Bird.

Let's Get Rexed

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If you were lucky enough to have a Nokia, this game will definitely look familiar! Wish a very zappy birthday to a space ranger of any age with this Whale And Bird design.

Zappy Birthday

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And not just as the expendablember who'll take one for the team and be eaten in the first 3 days! Send this Whale And Bird card to a friend you want by your side at the end of the world.

Zombie Apocalypse Team

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Know someone feeling a bit sensitive about reaching a new milestone? Come for their eyesight with this sneaky Scribbler design and let's hope they can read it!

At Your Age

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Some might say this Scribbler card is a bit sharp but we just think it's to the point! Show someone you love them really by sending this prickly design.

You're A Prick

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