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Birthday Cards for Wife

Buy the perfect card for any occasion or individual here at Scribbler - send a funny, cheesy or downright rude card and make their day. Find exactly what you need with the filters above or search by designer for even more inspiration. If you order before 2pm, we'll dispatch on the same day too. Sorted!

Take this opportunity to put down in words just how much you love her. Send your wife this thoughtful birthday card by Graphic Factory, perfect for a writer.

To My Darling Wife

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A personalised birthday card for the person that's hot as fuck in your life! A card designed by Tache

You Are Hot As Fuck

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For a birthday girl with one fine ass! Let her know you'll want a feel of it later, and no we don't mean her donkey? Personalised design by Jeffrey & Janice.

To You And Your Amazing Ass

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The perfect Jeffrey & Janice card to personalise and send to your favourite gal on her birthday. Hopefully it'll get a wine-induced giggle!

Fantastic Bitch

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One day you're young and beautiful, and the next you're a couple of old bags sharing a bottle on the sofa. It happens to us all! Personalised birthday design by Jeffrey & Janice.

How The Fuck

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Time flies when you're pissing your life away! Have a drink and forget the realities of adulthood with this personalisable age birthday card by Jeffrey & Janice.

Shit's Starting To Get Real

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Oh big whoop! Your friend's managed to turn another year older so send them this unimpressed pug by Do Something David.

Whoop De Fucking Do

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What do they want a gold star or something? Bring some sarcasm to the party with this birthday card by Do Something David.

Another Big Achievement

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Ooh check them! Make sure your friend knows you've really pushed the boat out for their birthday this year. Designed by Do Something David.

Ooooh A Personalised Card

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Show your mate the "After" picture of what they can expect to look like at the end of their birthday this year. Designed by Do Something David.

Let's Get Fucked Up

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This adorable panda wouldn't lie! Whatever you do, PLEASE don't accidentally buy this Do Something David card for your baby niece on her birthday.

Motherfucking Piece Of Shit

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Christ, talk about having one foot in the grave already! Congratulate someone on reaching this half a century milestone to really brighten their day. Designed by Do Something David.

50 Today

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Oh well done you! Celebrate this impressive achievement with the sincerest of cards by Do Something David.

40 Today

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Why tell someone what they want to hear if it's clearly not true? Give the gift of blunt honesty to a friend on their birthday with this Do Something David card. We're sure they'll appreciate it!

Don't Seem To Age

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Take the savage route with a familymber on their birthday and let them know they're the runt of the litter with this Do Something David design. What a cheeky monkey!

Have A Great Day

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Who would have thought that a birthday card so deceptively innocent looking could be so rude? Why not send this Do Something David design to a sibling and let them know they stink.

You Fucking Stink

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Congratulate your oldest friend for making it this far with a cheeky Do Something David birthday design.

Clapping Your Age

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Definitely not the card to give to a vegan... Wish aat-eater a clucking good birthday and give them a chuckle with this Do Something David design.

Buffalo Wings

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Introducing the Snack Cone: for someone who can't watch TV without polishing off a share bag. But once you've opened it, you can't not finish it, right?! Designed by Do Something David.

So I Don't Snack

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Forget LMAO. As you all get older, let your friends know they can start getting more creative with their text acronyms. Designed by Do Something David.

Birthday Girl

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Having a drink at the end of the day is a parental right. Show your partner that you know where their priorities really lie on their birthday with this Do Something David card.

I Said Children

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When the one perk to turning another year older has to be shared with everyone you know? Give this Do Something David card to someone who just wants cake to get them through this difficult time.

Have The Cake On Her Own

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Cruelly remind your significant other (who also happens to be older than you) of their age with this savage birthday card by Do Something David.

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