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Menopause effects women at different times so please personalise the age accordingly! Have a laugh at the inevitable situation with this Scribbler birthday design.

Age You're Still Hot Card

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Quite an achievement! Send congrats to a loved one who's survived 70 celestial orbits with this cute milestone birthday card by Scribbler.

Happy Birthday 70 Laps Around The Sun Card

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Send this funny 70th birthday card designed by Banter king

The Bad News Is You're 70, The Good News Is I'm Not Card

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Whether 20's, 30's or 40's, there's still some life in the old dog yet! Tease them with this personalised milestone age birthday card by Scribbler.

Age Say Goodbye Birthday Card

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Send to your gin-credible loved one on their 70th birthday! Designed by Charli Tait.

70th Birthday - Let The Celebrations Be Gin Card

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Wish your loved one the happiest of 70th birthdays with this pretty illustrated card by The Pattern Press

Happiest Of 70th Birthdays! Card

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They've still got it! Celebrate a loved one's 70th birthday with this gorgeous Scribbler card illustrated by Holly Hurst.

70 And Still Fabulous Card

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Celebrate a milestone birthday in style with this lovely floral design, perfect for someone turning 70. Illustrated by Holly Hurst for Scribbler.

Seventy Today Card

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Make sure their milestone celebration is extra special by sending this gorgeous 70th birthday card to a loved one. Illustrated by Holly Hurst for Scribbler.

Have A Magical 70th Birthday Card

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Say it with flowers by sending this lovely 70th birthday card to celebrate someone extra special. Illustrated by Holly Hurst for Scribbler.

With Love On Your 70th Birthday Card

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Send this birthday card to those that are turning 70 and let them know that their age will start going backwards now. 69 next Birthday!!

70th Birthday Backwards Age Card

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If you're 70 and still having a great time like this card suggests hats off to you, you're doing something right! A great birthday card designed by JellynBean.

Old Enough To Know Better Card

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Perfect Birthday card for the the fun loving, crazy cat, 70 year old in your life.

Fabulous At 70 Card

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This birthday card by Claire Giles is all you need to make her 70th birthday extra special.

70th Star Card

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Happy 70th birthday: your cake is officially a health and safety risk! Designed by Scribbler.

70 Good Luck Blowing Out The Candles Card

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We're not saying they're old - but their favourite party trick is taking out their teeth! Wish someone a snappy 70th birthday with this Scribbler card.

Happy 70th Birthday Card

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70 already? Surely not! Lay on the flattery with this hilarious birthday card by Scribbler.

You're Turning 70 Today Card

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Just like a fine wine, they're only getting better with age! Celebrate a loved one turning 70 with this funny Scribbler Birthday card.

You're Like A Fine Wine Card

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Give a dog lover an extra special 70th birthday present courtesy of this rude Scribbler card.

Shit You're 70 Card

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No that can't be right... 70 already?! We're sure the numbers must be fraudulent! Trump inspired birthday design by Scribbler.

You Can't Be 70 Birthday Fraud Card

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You'll never guess what... You're 70!! If they're feeling a touch sensitive about their age, rub it in with this funny birthday card by Scribbler.

You Are 70 Today Card

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You'll never guess what... You're 70!! If they're feeling a touch sensitive about their age, rub it in with this funny birthday card by Scribbler.

You Are 70 Today Card

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Even if they're more rocking chair than rock n roll these days, make a 70 year old laugh on their birthday! Designed by Scribbler.

You Rock Happy 70th Birthday Card

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Send your best wishes to your loved one on their 70th birthday with this bright and bold seventieth birthday card suitable for both him and her!

Seventy Card

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