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Say no to bog-standard and boring, spit in the face of traditional and get ready to usher in a new era of greeting cards. Scribbler is proud to be home to the rudest and funniest cards around and you can find our entire collection right here, so you don’t miss a thing!

This selection includes our BirthdayAnniversary and Thinking of You cards, as well as seasonal must-haves like Father's Day,  Christmas and Valentine's cards. Browse hundreds of unique designs for every possible occasion and find that perfect card to surprise and delight the one you love.

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Let me introduce you to my staff of power! You really can't pass on that! Valentine's design by Scribbler.

Lord Of Your Ring Card

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Do you guys do what otters do and sleep holding hands? If so that's adorable but how do you not get too warm?! Send this lovely Scribbler Anniversary card to your otterly amazing wife.

Otterly Awesome Wife Card

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Tell her all the things you're too scared to say with this hilarious Scribbler Valentine's Anniversary card.

W-I-F-E Card

Still can't believe she didn't let him on with her. What a bitch. Designed by Kazvare Made It.

Titantic Love Card

For those living happily every after, tying the not, or the couple that have been together since the beginning of time, this bee-themed Anniversary card is the one for you

It Was Meant To Bee Card

Let them know you were meant to be with this lovely Lucilla Lavender this Valentine's Day.

Puzzle Card

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This Scribbler card explains that the couple who trump together understand how love is in the air. Lentils rule!

Fart Together Card

You hate everyone else, but them! So, let them know with this hilarious card by Dean Morris, perfect for Vlaentine's or your anniversary.

Not Sick Of You Yet Card

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It's a 5-star luxury resort, you feel very lucky to be allowed to stay! Tell them what a wonderfully warm and cosy resort they have with this Scribbler Valentine's card.

Google Review Vagina Card

Send them this Dean Morris card on Valentine's Day and tell it like it is.

Knobhead Card

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Without them, you're empty inside, literally and figuratively! Send this crude Scribbler design to proposition someone on Valentine's Day.

You Complete Me Card

Say it loud and say it proud with this awesome card by Dean Morris, perfect for Valentine's or your anniversary.

Love You Rainbow Card

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To be honest if someone sent me this Scribbler Valentine's Anniversary card, I'd be theirs forever!

Blum-Ing Gorgeous Card

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If you must insist on soppy nicknames, this is the Scribbler card for your loved one - be it Valentine's or Halloween!

My Boo Card

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