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Say no to bog-standard and boring, spit in the face of traditional and get ready to usher in a new era of greeting cards. Scribbler is proud to be home to the rudest and funniest cards around and you can find our entire collection right here, so you don’t miss a thing!

This selection includes our Birthday, Anniversary and Thinking of You cards, as well as seasonal must-haves like Father's Day,  Christmas and Valentine's cards. Browse hundreds of unique designs for every possible occasion and find that perfect card to surprise and delight the one you love.

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You are a very old man indeed. Designed by You've got pen on your face.

Old Card
A medal for the co-creator of the best child ever. Designed by You've got pen on your face.

Mother's Day Medal Card
Congratulations, you're old. Send this Birthday card to someone who is still rocking it at 50. Designed by You've got pen on your face.

Still Rocking It At 50 Card
Be Mine Card. Send your friend this Cute Anniversary card by You've Got Pen On Your Face

Be Mine Card
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A rainbow haired troll in need of a hug! Designed by You've Got Pen On Your Face

Hug Me! Card
Happy Birthday to an endangered species. Designed by You've got pen on your face.

Endangered Species Card
Send this card to the plant killer in your life. Designed by You've got pen on your face.

I Saw This Dead Plant And Thought Of You Card
To the coolest dad. Designed by You've got pen on your face.

Mr Frosty Card
100% genuine lover. Happy 3rd anniversary. Designed by You've got pen on your face.

Leather Anniversary Card
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The dancing flower thinks you're groovy! Designed by You've Got Pen On Your Face

You're Groovy! Card
I saw mummy kissing Santa Claus. Designed by You've got pen on your face.

Mince Spies Card
This parrot is ready to parrrr-tay! Designed by You've got pen on your face.

Parrot In A Party Hat Card
Season's greetings from the prawn. Designed by You've got pen on your face.

Christmas Prawn Card
You don't get ????200. Designed by You've got pen on your face.

Sorry To See You Go Card
Let's talk about sex baby. Designed by You've got pen on your face.

Salt N Pepa Card
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A beavery beaver to send to your lover (or luvvva) on any loving occasion! Perfect to send on Valentines or Anniversaries. Designed by You've Got Pen On Your Face

To My Luvvva! Funny Valentines Card
Season's greetings from T Rex. Designed by You've got pen on your face.

T Rex Card
For someone in need of an upgrade. Designed by You've got pen on your face.

Newer Model Wanted Card
Linen can be sexy. Happy 4th anniversary. Designed by You've got pen on your face.

Linen Anniversary Card
Argh, the joys of motherhood. Use this handy guide to see you through the early years. Designed by You've got pen on your face.

Welcome To Motherhood Card
I've cleared everything else, you're the only thing on my list baby. Designed by You've got pen on your face.

To Do List Card
And all the thoughts in it (well, nearly all). Designed by You've got pen on your face.

I Love Your Brain Card
You give me a bone-r. Designed by You've got pen on your face.

Boner Card
You Light My Fire Card. Send your friend this Funny Anniversary card by You've Got Pen On Your Face

You Light My Fire Card

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