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Say no to bog-standard and boring, spit in the face of traditional and get ready to usher in a new era of greeting cards. Scribbler is proud to be home to the rudest and funniest cards around and you can find our entire collection right here, so you don’t miss a thing!

This selection includes our Birthday, Anniversary and Thinking of You cards, as well as seasonal must-haves like Father's Day,  Christmas and Valentine's cards. Browse hundreds of unique designs for every possible occasion and find that perfect card to surprise and delight the one you love.

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Ok but no one's THAT good at cooking! Something smells fishy here, and it's not the "homemade" sushi. Call them out with this funny King B thank you card.

Wonderful Dinner Card
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See someone floundering? There's nothing like a touch of humour and light-heartedness to cheer someone through a difficult time. Crack a smile with this King B card.

Reverse Mermaid Card
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Congratulate your Dad on his greatest achievement in life: creating the perfect daughter! Make his day all about you (naturally) with this funny Father's Day card by King B.

Father's Day I'm Perfect Card
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He may have just been born but he already has way too much street cred! Welcome the new little rocker with this cute new baby card from King B.

Welcome To The World Little Man Card
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BYOB? Bring the cheapest bottle you can find and then spend the night drinking everyone elses good sh*t. Politely thank your host for their generous hospitality with this King B card.

Drank All Your Posh Wine Card
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You're so happy that they made a little person but you have realistic about when you'll next see them! Keep it real with this funny card from King B.

Great, A Baby Card
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They're definitely one of the best teachers - they have to put up with you! This Thank You card from King B is sure to put a smile on their face.

Thank You Teacher Card
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Sometimes there's no better help than a massive hug from a friend. This card from King B is just the kind of pick-me-up they need to start feeling a little better.

Huge Hug Card
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Even if you're still just winging it, here's to another year of being happily nestled together! Anniversary card design by King B.

Two Lovebirds Card
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Show some expecting parents a reassuring glimpse oh, roughly 9 months into their future with this hilarious (for you) yet terrifying (for them) congratulations Baby Shower card by King B.

Parenting Malarkey Card
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Who needs date night when you can snuggle up to them and watch memes until you snooze! Make them laugh with this funny anniversary card from King B.

Happy Anniversary Card
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They're escaping the office - to start in another. I guess progress is progress? Say Well Done to the office jumper with this cute New Job card from King B.

New Job Card
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Send this King B design to wish an aging friend a Happy Birthday, at home, alone, with their cats? Welcome to 30!

Tiny Bit Older Card
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There's always one? Let the birthday mayhem unfold and prepare to be the one to pick up the pieces, as usual! Birthday design by King B.

Takes It Too Far Card
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For a birthday girl in denial, who's not quite old and boring yet (only half true). Wish her another decade of getting into trouble! 40th Birthday design by King B.

Naughty At Forty Card
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The Ant to your Dec, the Eddie to your Patsy; spend another year side by side, wreaking havoc with the other half of your double act! Birthday design by King B.

My Partner In Crime Card
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They're committing to only sending dick pics to each other, and all of Grindr will be glad of it! This Wedding card from King B is perfect for those ex-Grindr Gods who just tied the knot!

Congratulations Wedding Card
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Would you prefer your lobster boiled or blown, sir? Make your Valentine's a classy affair by treating your soulmate to this rude King B design.

Lobster Lob On Card
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As a new Dad, we can safely say that this Father's Day card won't be staying white for long? We give it about 35 seconds and pray that it's not vomit or poo. Designed by King B.

Father's Day Spit Vomit And Poo Card
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We all find ourselves feeling sh*t every now and then. Support your pal when they've hit their lowest point and give them a therapeutic giggle with this humourous design by King B.

Feeling Poo Card
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If you're wondering what happened to your sweet, polite child and who this moody teenager is who's taken their place, then this is the card for you! 16th Birthday design by King B.

Sweet Sixteen Card
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They're the youngest 70-year-old you know and they don't care (that's why you love them!). Make them laugh with this funny Birthday card from King B.

Happy 70th Card
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Oh you really didn't need to! also translates as: "If you hadn't got me a gift you would have been dead to me". Thank you card design by King B.

I Said No Gifts Card
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We're happy about this new crying, smelly thing, right? Ok good, just checking? Designed by King B.

Congratulations I Think Card

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