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Say no to bog-standard and boring, spit in the face of traditional and get ready to usher in a new era of greeting cards. Scribbler is proud to be home to the rudest and funniest cards around and you can find our entire collection right here, so you don’t miss a thing!

This selection includes our Birthday, Anniversary and Thinking of You cards, as well as seasonal must-haves like Father's Day,  Christmas and Valentine's cards. Browse hundreds of unique designs for every possible occasion and find that perfect card to surprise and delight the one you love.

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Say a big thank you to a teacher, teaching assistant or tutor with this adorable school themed thank you card! Designed by Jess Moorhouse

Thank You! Card
Want to send a plant obsessed friend a Christmas card? Well this is the perfect one for them! This card features lots of different house plants potted in Christmas presents! Designed by Jess Moorhouse

All I Want For Christmas Is More Plants Card
Send your favourite dickhead this hilariously rude card featuring party penises to help celebrate a big 21st Birthday! Designed by Jess Moorhouse

21 Years Of Being A Dick Card
Is your work bestie leaving you for a new job? Send them off with this hilariously blunt card featuring a swearing koala. Designed by Jess Moorhouse

FUCK OFF THEN Card
Got a friend with the most amazing hair ?! Well this is the perfect birthday card for her! Send her some love on her special day with this cute and funny cake card Designed by Jess Moorhouse

Your Hair Is Looking LIT Hun Card
Send your dad this adorably punny Father's day card, featuring two cute donut characters. Designed by Jess Moorhouse

Donut Know What I'd Do Without You , Dad! Card
Are you obsessed with your air fryer? if the answer is yes then this is the perfect Valentine's card for you to send! Let the person you love know how they come second to a kitchen appliance.

I Love You Almost As Much As The Air Fryer! Card
Got a fruity friend who loves cats?! then this is the card for them! Designed by Jess Moorhouse

Feline Fruity Card
Send a friend who's down in the dumps this adorable heart card to show you care

Sorry You're Feeling Rubbish Card
Send a friend who is feeling a bit low this hilarious willy card!

Sending You Some HapPENIS Card
If your dad had a super power what would it be ? Explosive farts? the ability to eat 5 peoples worth of takeaway? make a whole crate of beer vanish in minutes? If any of these sound about right then this is the perfect Birthday card to send this Father's Day!

Super Dad Card
Let your daddy know how much he means to you with this adorable super hero card. Featuring a super crocodile blasting off into the sky to save the day! Designed by Jess Moorhouse

Daddy, My Superhero! Card
Is your valentine's day crush a bit TOO obsessed with true crime? if so, this is the perfect Anniversary card to test the waters and make sure there not getting any ideas... Designed by Jess Moorhouse

True Crime Valentine Card
Because nothing beats opening a card full of little willies on your birthday! Designed by Jess Moorhouse

Have A Willy Great Birthday Card
Send your partner or someone you are crushing on this super cute and punderful valentine's day card. It features a cactus with open arms with the title Happy Valentine's Day you prick! Designed by Jess Moorhouse

Valentine's Day Prick Card
Remind a friend to keep their pride and joy nice and warm this festive season, with this extra silly Christmas card. The card features a little willy character wrapped in scarf and earmuffs looking a little bit chilly. Designed by Jess Moorhouse

Chilly Willy Card
A very cheeky card (hopefully sent as a joke!) that will hopefully make a friend laugh out loud. Designed by Jess Moorhouse

Go F*CK Yourself Card
Has your dad got terribly crude sense of humour ? If so then this is the card for them This Father's Day! The card Features a little willy with a rude yet hilarious sentiment to remind them where you came from. Designed by Jess Moorhouse

Dad's Balls Card
surprise your crush on valentine's day with this hilariously rude Anniversary card featuring a little phallic friend holding a sign reading "A-DICK-TED to you" Designed by Jess Moorhouse

A-Dick-ted To You Card
Send a friend or a partner this hilarious willy card to celebrate Christmas! Featuring a funny phallic friend holding mistletoe Designed by Jess Moorhouse

Christmas Kisses Card
Show a friend how much they mean to you by sending this adorable pear card. Designed by Jess Moorhouse

You Are Pear-Fect Just The Way You Are Card
Say a big Happy birthday to your amazing Husband with this cute and punny lion themed card. Designed by Jess Moorhouse

Rawrsome Husband Card
Send your pawsome mama this fun and bright Mother's day card to let her know she's the best! To be sent from the dog. Designed by Jess Moorhouse

Best Dog Mama Ever! Card
A punny birthday card featuring an adorable bidet surrounded by confetti. Designed by Jess Moorhouse

Happy Bidet Card

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