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Say no to bog-standard and boring, spit in the face of traditional and get ready to usher in a new era of greeting cards. Scribbler is proud to be home to the rudest and funniest cards around and you can find our entire collection right here, so you don’t miss a thing!

This selection includes our Birthday, Anniversary and Thinking of You cards, as well as seasonal must-haves like Father's Day,  Christmas and Valentine's cards. Browse hundreds of unique designs for every possible occasion and find that perfect card to surprise and delight the one you love.

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A slight amendment (some would say explanation) to a classic Leonardo Da Vinci painting. A great general card from Dean Morris for a birthday, anniversary or even Valentine's Day.

Mona Lisa Card
Send this Dean Morris card to someone who's still a cock at Christmas.

Even Though It's Christmas Card
Can We Get Drunk?, by Dean Morris Christmas cards. They love a festive tipple ? or any kind of drink to be honest! Send them some tipsy love with this hilarious Christmas card.

Can We Get Drunk? Card
Maybe you're the running joke of the family for your general cluelessness? Prove them all wrong with this self-depreciating birthday card by Dean Morris.

I'm Completely Clueless Card
Send your bro this silly Dean Morris Birthday card on their Bday, obvs.

Bro Card
This card is perfect for a great all-rounder like your partner, he's a catch! So, let him know how you feel with this fantastic Valentine's or anniversary card from Dean Morris.

Kindness To Animals Card
The lovable, ditzy one of the group; you can be a bit of a bumbling fool? But at least you can laugh at yourself! Amongst all the drama, you've remembered to buy your Christmas cards so take this as a win. Designed by Dean Morris.

Completely Clueless Card
To mark Dean Morris Cards 20th Birthday, we spoke to the man himself and he has this to say about that card: This was the first card I created for my now longest running Fabulous range. It's still popular, especially with cabin crew (obviously) and has become a bit of a catchphrase for me.

Fuck Off To Economy Card
Well she is tossing a salad so there's nothing absolutely rude about this Birthday card, unless the recipient is a tosser of course .

Happy Birthday Tosser Card
Take your insults to a whole new level with this brilliant birthday card by Dean Morris.

Some Fuckwit Card
There is only one thing to do at your age Dad... get pissed. Get this great Dean Morris Birthday card for your Dad on his special day.

Get Pissed Dad Card
Do you know someone that's a pain in the arse? Then send this silly Dean Morris Birthday card and let them know how you feel.

Happy Birthday Bitch Card
I Hope This Card Is Gay Enough For You. A brilliant same-sex birthday card from Dean Morris for your other half or a friend/family member.

Gay Enough For You Card
Fed up with the mounting toll of birthdays? This cute dog on the Dean Morris card says it all, really.

Happy Birthday Dog Card
Send this silly Dean Morris on their birthday and make them laugh!

Big Gay Card
Santa's got a rather dirty mouth! But he's probably correct, so let them know with this hilarious Dean Morris Christmas card.

Santa Says Go Fuck Yourself Card
Send this Dean Morris card to your friend on their birthday, especially if you were in charge of baking their cake!

I've Jizzed In Your Birthday Cake Card
You know you're getting older when your idea of a wild night is being home in bed by 9pm. Remind an older friend to take it easy on their birthday as their body starts to deteriorate! Designed by Dean Morris.

Born To Be Wild Until 8Pm Card
Some kids just never appreciate Christmas. Tell it like it is and send this Dean Morris card to the rotten ungrateful scum.

Rotten Ungrateful Scum Card
The face says it all. You're really scraping the barrel with this one but they should probably still get a Anniversary card. Valentine's design by Dean Morris.

You'll Do Card
This Dean Morris Birthday card says it all. Your Mum really is wonderful, awesome and fabulous.

Wonderful Awesome Fabulous Mum Card
Your Mum will know exactly what you want to say with this great Birthday card by Dean Morris.

Mum Card
Flattery will get you anywhere! Well, maybe not anywhere but somewhere! Send this Dean Morris card on Valentine's Day.

Great Pair Of Tits Card
Mother You're A Drunk, by Dean Morris Birthday cards. She loves a glass of wine, or gin ? or any alcohol to be honest! This is the perfect Birthday card for your tipple loving mother on Mother's Day.

Mother You're A Drunk Card

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